2018-02-10 at 10:09 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 10:17 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Alien Isolation
Bio-shock Infinite
2018-02-10 at 10:28 PM UTC
dark souls
maybe im not autistic enough to grind the same boss battle for 10 hours
2018-02-10 at 10:41 PM UTC
Kinda different but Command and Conquer: Generals with AI difficulty. At one difficulty level it's boring and I win 100% of the time, the next hardest I lose 100% of the time... so I said fuck it and never played again.
2018-02-10 at 11:14 PM UTC
Super Mario Bros. 1,2 and 3.
2018-02-10 at 11:19 PM UTC
Lots of games for me. One Assassin's Creed game basically starts with a race, and I don't do races. I tried about 5 times, then returned the game.
I really don't enjoy difficult games. Having to repeat a level a couple of times is usually enough to make me stop enjoying a game. There are exceptions, Hitman games, or the original Rogue Spear, but I regard dying repeatedly in one level as being cucked by the game designer, so fuck that.
2018-02-11 at 12:43 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
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2018-02-11 at 12:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
How about one of those quests where you have to collect the 10 golden tickets or the 20 stones of barenziah or whatever, but you only code 9/19 into the game.
Drive the aspies mad.
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2018-02-11 at 12:52 AM UTC
It was like that with letter pieces in GTA 5. Got 99. #100 was glitched. Great fun.
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2018-02-11 at 1:10 AM UTC
Hildegard is the name of my grandmother. She was nuts.
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2018-02-11 at 1:17 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Last two levels of StarCraft singleplayer. The computer is basically unbeatable, no matter what you do. I think they designed it intentionally like that, just to piss you off.
