2018-02-04 at 4:23 PM UTC
Last night I was smoking and shooting fent (shooting was surprisingly underwhelming and I didn't bother after the second shot because it didn't feel a whole lot different from smoking) with the homie, you know, knocked back a few mg of TIZ and blowing loud. We ran out of weed so I was calling these places trying to find a certain edible, the KOROVA BLACK BAR, 1000 MG. I found it after a few calls and the guy was telling me that since now weed is illegal, edibles cannot go over 100 mg. Fucking garbage. This new law sucks.
Anyways, I ordered a couple strong edibles (they were allowed to sell the stock they already had) and a buy one get one half off deal for eighths. I ordered and they said it would be here within an hour. A little over 2 hours later the delivery guy gets here. I go outside to meet him, he gives me the bag and I pay and I decide to check it before he goes. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, there's only one eighth instead of two. I told the delivery guy and he's like "oh hold on a sec" and goes back to his car an gets the other one. Like wtf was it doing outside of the bag in the first place?
This made me suspicious so I go up and weigh both eighths. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, they're both slightly skimped. One was like 3.45 and the other was like 3.2. It's not that much weed but I was high and kinda irritated that they were already late af and it seems like the delivery guy was trying to pull some shit, so I called and the bitch was acting rude saying they get all their eighths pre-weighed and it must have dried up in the container between the time they got it and I got it. YEA RIGHT BITCH, i'm not that fucking stupid. She acted all irritated and said they would give me $10 off on my next order.
I said that's bs because the next order might be skimped too, and I probably wouldn't order again. So she offers a pre-roll. Most places just give you a pre-roll or two with your order for free anyways, so it's really not anything. I said I just wanted the weed difference and she said they can't break apart a premeasured amount to give me the difference, so I asked if they had a gram. Nope. She says I either get a pre-roll or nothing, so I just said fine, give me the pre-roll, and the bitch hung up on me.
The new legal weed sucks because there are a bunch of places like this popping up that are for normies and who think they can rip off people who are smoking for the first time. It's fucking horseshit. I wouldn't buy from a dealer if it was consistently underweight, why should I buy from your stupid ass yuppie delivery service? On top of that, if they weren't lying about receiving it pre-weighed, they're getting fucking cucked by their supplier. Terrible business. I'm going to find a street dealer and stop fucking around with this garbage.
2018-02-04 at 4:31 PM UTC
That's why I like dispensaries that weigh it right in front of me.
2018-02-04 at 6:32 PM UTC
What was the name of the delivery service? Leave a review on reddit or something and email them the link.
2018-02-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
Hmm. I never thought about rip off men in a legal weed delivery service. Everyone seems so wholesome and legit around here when it comes to weed. I mean fuck ripping weed is like stealing water or something you would think it's so abundant and relatively cheap to other drugs people just wouldn't bother. Sucks to hear that OP. Glad you stood your ground and showed them niggaz you ain't playin'.
You probably did a good thing and prevented less wise people from being ripped off.
2018-02-04 at 8:22 PM UTC
~cocaine, all night long~~
~when i die bury me wit all my ice on~
~when i die bury me wit all the lights off~
2018-02-04 at 8:57 PM UTC
So have you had that korova black.bar? I've been thinking about it.
2018-02-04 at 10:45 PM UTC
Super sketch indeed my man. Was your guy gassed up though? Everytime I've gotten from delivery the guy is super and very noticeably lit. Could have just forgot the second 8th. Also, they carry backpacks with product and then bag the order on site from my experience. They always try to get me to pick something extra out of what they have on them. Anyways, I def would never order from there again. Theres wayyy wayyyyyyyy too much competition to deal with shitty attitudes and ass service.
I was pretty floored by the FIFTY ONE FIFTY, highly recommend Korova. I think 50 bucks is pretty steep for an edible myself so I didn't go for the black bar but im cheap. I got like 3 uses out of the FOF, first use floored me for a good 12 hours or more, the last two were kinda meh.
2018-02-04 at 10:49 PM UTC
Also, a lot of places used to have the black bars for $40 which was a really good deal, considering you can break it down into like 10 pieces where each one will get you high as fuck for at least 5-6 hours. It was pretty much the most efficient way to get high that I ever experienced, money-wise.
2018-02-04 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic
Also, a lot of places used to have the black bars for $40 which was a really good deal, considering you can break it down into like 10 pieces where each one will get you high as fuck for at least 5-6 hours. It was pretty much the most efficient way to get high that I ever experienced, money-wise.
Come to southern ohio, I'll give you a fucking gram of meth for $40.
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