2018-02-01 at 6:06 AM UTC
*takes another bong hit. Remains sober*
2018-02-02 at 8:52 AM UTC
NOOOOOPE.
Just for requesting something so outlandish and selfish I say we plz thnx do away with user-chosen thread titles altogether and please thx
-replace them with long strings of betanumerics that randomly change throughout the day
-plz thnx have it so no more than 3 threads can be subscribed to at any given time
-lock users, plz thnx, in newly visited threads until they make at least one >50 character post, per visit
These changes will force us to visit many threads we might otherwise have ignored, and combined with the tedious effort of sifting through the unknowns we'll inevitably find ourselves discussing new things, forming new and unfamiliar friends and foes, and testing our post-making diversity and adaptability until our minds' swords become so sharpened with newfound knowledge and communication skills that we morph into supreme global rulers with God-tier stature over the masses. It's so fucking simple.
So stop thinking about just yourself actro with your mememe let meee edit myyyy thread titles because Iiiii don't want the userbase to transform into modern day Renaissance men that epitomize prestige and have any imaginable luxury within arm's reach including global command of the clit and the ability to name every sea vessel in operation The S.S. SHITFUCKER. Guess editing your little thread is more important than any of that! Is it, NEEDLEDICK?? IS THAT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???!!!!