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  1. #41
    Originally posted by infinityshock and a meat sausage slathered in crisco…even though the crisco wasnt needed. the sausage flopped right on in.

    but he was 9.

    OK that sounded rapey pedo
  2. #42
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I had my penis back for a few days after the doctor gave me some new meds a few weeks ago. he said it would reverse the reverse ejaculation. took a few weeks to work.

    but it was hard to keep hard. flaccid is not a happy thing to be.

    I need to try those Viagras. I tried Cialis .. they work pretty well but still flaccid at times. I wouldn't mind the ache of a 4-hour boner, to be honest.

    every once in a while, I will see porn and pull out a dollar bill to see if it is slightly longer (I think that's 6 inches) and it is.. for like 5 seconds then it goes flaccid. But I'm thick.

    that's the test and it has to be a long way not the width (Obviously, and Oh yeah.. LOL) but that's the ladies test. if you reach dollar length that's the average depth of a woman.

    how do I get iron strength back but still be on meds? PS.. the new med the doctor gave me was like being on happy pills all day yesterday. Better than you junkies on Opiates. I'm afraid to tell him this. Doctors don't want you happy.. just mentally fit.

    also, Cialis made me flush like fucking mad.. can't have a hardon when you're dripping wet and worried about your heart flying out of your chest.
  3. #43
    ))<>(( Yung Blood
    Hurry up OP my boner is going down
  4. #44
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock whats the difference between my dick in your ass or in your mouth?

    lets find out.

    Whats the difference between a wetback and jill the car?

    A wetback needs at least a few drinks before acting like a weird faggot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    Please get this off our G rated Christian server, Lanny.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I need to try those Viagras. I tried Cialis .. they work pretty well but still flaccid at times. I wouldn't mind the ache of a 4-hour boner, to be honest.

    No, what you need to do is quit taking those bullsh...

    On second thought, maybe not.
  7. #47
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Please get this off our G rated Christian server, Lanny.

    get out hts, you love a bit of it, lol.



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  8. #48
    Village Idiot Yung Blood
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSn-svY_E4E
  9. #49
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I LIKE ASS!
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