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Everytime your GF isn't with you, just assume she's fucking two other guys

  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only fucking one other guy

    you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway

    ALL WOMEN LOVE DP
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    What if it turns out that literally every time she left you she went straight to a craigslist organized gang bang?
  3. #3
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic What if it turns out that literally every time she left you she went straight to a craigslist organized gang bang?

    That type of thing happens.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    About ten years ago I responded to a craigslist gang bang ad and out was chillin smoking with a friend and this dude called me up, sounded really professional and was saying that the girl liked my picture and if I was down to attend and wouldn't mind being filmed, I chickened out, but maybe I should of done it, but I didn't want to have to wear a condom and I didn't want to put my dick in another mans jizz even if i had my dick wrapped.

    Last year I responded to a ad about an older chicken wanting to get with 2 guys, and she answered me back and for an older lady she was attractive, but it just fell through, I think a lot of women on there talk a lot of game how they want a bbc gangbang ect... but its prolly just a fantasy and they never follow through.

    I've only done dp once before, i took the ass and my frind took the vag, this was back when i was 19. I haven't done it again but I would, I rarely look at porn but when I do its mainly amateur dp.

    I would consider being a swinger if lots and lots of drugs were involved, it seems like the only way. I met a guy when I was in jail 4 years ago that was a male stripper and did porn, he was a reasonably attractive guy and we'd work out and stuff and he didn't seem like a total piece of shit.

    We talked when he got out after I did and he was working with a this producer in san antonio and was doing what he called "boss work" and he showed me some of the shoots and a video he had recently did and I was impressed at the quality and the chick was pretty hot. He told me that I had a nice sized dong and if I'd ever want to party and make some money in san antonio, but I kinda had a vibe that this guy also did gay porn and I wouldn't want to do that if I actually met up in san antonio and thats what it turned out to be.

    It would be fun to do a dp scenario and get paid for it, but I wouldn't go to san antonio just to do that if money wasn't involved.

    how about you gonts?
  5. #5
    I'm not a cuck so no.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    FUCK ME LIKE A HUSBAND!
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  7. #7
    In all honesty this is why I don't think I could ever be in a normal relationship with a woman again. Too much shit has happened, I don't trust anyone for anything
  8. #8
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Love dp'ing sluts. Shits lit AF fam.
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  9. #9
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    There is always the HIV to worry about.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien There is always the HIV to worry about.

    pretty hard to get hiv from a woman
  11. #11
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  12. #12
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor do you share a hole or one guy in each?

    The latter.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop The latter.

    same here, but if you ever talk to tort on tinychat he will tell you he prefers to share holes because he's a known cum.swapper of the highest order
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  15. #15
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby We talked when he got out after I did and he was working with a this producer in san antonio and was doing what he called "boss work" and he showed me some of the shoots and a video he had recently did and I was impressed at the quality and the chick was pretty hot. He told me that I had a nice sized dong and if I'd ever want to party and make some money in san antonio, but I kinda had a vibe that this guy also did gay porn and I wouldn't want to do that if I actually met up in san antonio and thats what it turned out to be.

    you literally just said that he showed you the porn, then said you had a vibe that it was gay porn. you saw it so you know if it was or not. you even commented that the chick was hot, so where did you get the vibe that it would be gay porn?



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  16. #16
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby …He told me that I had a nice sized dong and if I'd ever want to

    he has x-ray vision or did you show it to him >>???
  17. #17
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Why did I create this thread...
  18. #18
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor dont u end up rubbing thighs on the othr guy and also can you smell the other guys shitty cock?

    Why don't you try it out for yourself?
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    Originally posted by SBTlauien There is always the HIV to worry about.

    To this day, after 20 years of "Nonreactive" HIV1 n 2.. I still think I have AIDS when I get cold symptoms. like now. Because I think it's the invisible HIV3 that can't be tested yet. the Super AIDS the Illuminati has people like Stone and Parker or McFarland do in cartoons. it's real and it's here and stuff.
  20. #20
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 To this day, after 20 years of "Nonreactive" HIV1 n 2.. I still think I have AIDS when I get cold symptoms. like now. Because I think it's the invisible HIV3 that can't be tested yet. the Super AIDS the Illuminati has people like Stone and Parker or McFarland do in cartoons. it's real and it's here and stuff.

    Very informative, you are definitely not mentally ill
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