2015-09-24 at 7:32 PM UTC
Sup nigga', you should teach yourself some useful skills. I don't think you're quite the genius you imagine yourself to be but that being said i don't think you're stupid either. Wouldn't it be neat if you tell someone yeah i'm really smart and they ask how so that you can say: I taught myself X, Y and Z, instead of: I can derive with a certainty of 5 sigma the episcopal plain derivative of a sub-optimum dodechahedron simply by entering shapespace within the collective consciousness through the simple use of dextromethorphan.
2015-09-24 at 7:51 PM UTC
To be fair, sschplew had to teach himself how to enter shapespace in order to do that.
2015-09-25 at 3:21 AM UTC
I wonder why Sploo is ignoring an entire thread dedicated to him. Step your game up bro.
2015-09-25 at 3:46 AM UTC
Between you and me, i'd totally bang Ashley. It's too bad Sploo didn't want to give me her facebook because i would have talked her out of whatever she'd be wearing before you could say child sexual exploitation charges.
Just give the FB Sploo, if she sends noodz i'll share i promise.
2024-10-12 at 3:13 AM UTC
lemme take u back to way back when a funny moment I just remembered was first occuring
2 pedophiles met on an obscure forum, one Sophie and one kev. Kev dreamed of all the CP watched by SOphie, but how to gain such knowledge? Alas he sought to ingratiate himself with the King of Child Photo Swing and Sophie agreed, only to treat him better than kev ever expected. LIke a platonic father figure that didnt' molest him, how lucky could an agiing chomo get to be under the tuteledge of someone so wise
Until around the 3 week mark, Sophie told Kev "You're just a dumbfuck and you won't ever get this. Sorry cuz, u snooze and u lose."
Broken hearted KEv sent him no less than 40 messages ranging from I'mma kill myself to I"m gonna call 999 and report you to the constable before ultimately going away.
A wonderful tale.
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