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I have perfected lucid dreaming.
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2018-01-28 at 4:09 AM UTCTo do it, you just have to imagine yourself standing up and getting out of bed while you're drifting off to sleep. Just keep imaging yourself doing it, and walking out of the room. Eventually you'll be asleep, but still walking out of the room. BOOM! You're in a dream!
Was awesome. I love the world when I'm dreaming. The colors, the sky, it all looks like fucking art. Anyway, I walked down the road and decided to get naked. Started taking off all my clothes and kept walking. Then a bunch of guys were throwing stuff at me, telling me to put my clothes back on. It physically hurt. :( -
2018-01-28 at 4:52 AM UTCYou ever had sleep paralisis? It's really frustrating when you think you've woken up and you think you got out of bed and start walking in what looks like your normal room only to see something warped and realize you're still asleep.
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2018-01-28 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier You ever had sleep paralisis?
Of course I have, faggot. This is a thread about how I've perfected lucid dreaming, and you think I haven't perfected sleep paralysis? Listen, you fucking spic son of a...
…calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean…
yeh. yeh bro. sleep paralysis is crazy man... -
2018-01-28 at 4:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier You ever had sleep paralisis? It's really frustrating when you think you've woken up and you think you got out of bed and start walking in what looks like your normal room only to see something warped and realize you're still asleep.
I love when this happens, it means I'm in a lucid dream and I can go on killing sprees and rape people and shit with no consequences -
2018-01-28 at 5 AM UTCYou should master calming your tits as well.
Flying is the shit when you lucid dream, but it seems kinda difficult to do well since, you know, we don't fly irl. -
2018-01-28 at 5:02 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 5:05 AM UTCWhen I'm lucid dreaming I have to hold onto things and constantly reassure myself that it's really happening and I'must in a dream otherwise my attention goes elsewhere and I either wake up or float off into another dream.
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2018-01-28 at 5:05 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 5:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume When I'm lucid dreaming I have to hold onto things and constantly reassure myself that it's really happening and I'must in a dream otherwise my attention goes elsewhere and I either wake up or float off into another dream.
Nowadays I've mostly gotten away from raping and killing my dream characters. I usually just walk around pointing out the differences from IRL or try getting a nice car to appear around a corner and speeding around town. -
2018-01-28 at 5:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I love when this happens, it means I'm in a lucid dream and I can go on killing sprees and rape people and shit with no consequences
So.. I super duper believe Lt. Col.-Dr-Uncle M. had possibly been the guy who aided in using a bellflower from Colombia known as "Dragons Breath" or Scopolamine to put you into this trance. Zombies. they used it in motion sickness patches for sailors and such.. then synthesized the chemical
I saw a bunch of these in Berkeley. I wonder if someone brought them to the bay area. just like the Russian Hill Parrot's from South or Central America which are all over San Francisco. they're huge Parrots and will land on your shoulder if you feed them nuts and sunflowers during spring in mating season. they're very friendly.. Dragons Breath.. no so much.. except to make your mind go blank .. it happened to me.
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2018-01-28 at 5:12 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 5:16 AM UTCThere's hundreds of those parrots where I live, to the point they're now considered an invasive species here.
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2018-01-28 at 5:18 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 5:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter America's saying the same thing about you spics.
And I don't really disagree with that. Everyone knows my stance on the whole immigration thing, and I probably dislike the people here more than you do since, you know, I actually live here. Besides why do you care, don't you live in Australia? -
2018-01-28 at 5:22 AM UTCE.T. go home
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2018-01-28 at 5:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier And I don't really disagree with that. Everyone knows my stance on the whole immigration thing, and I probably dislike the people here more than you do since, you know, I actually live here. Besides why do you care, don't you live in Australia?
When did I even imply I cared, you stupid fucking mexican? -
2018-01-28 at 5:23 AM UTCNot a rat, not a bat, nor a cat, just having a fat chat... eh what is that .......
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2018-01-28 at 5:24 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 5:27 AM UTCEnter is probably Trippy Mcgee. the guy who would post about the under lair of Australia with all of the sewer systems he would traverse in the day down under.
Trippy.. your country has placed TOTSE on the list of banned terrorist sites. in your own country. the one you were a mod on.
WHO ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRIPPY MCGEE -
2018-01-28 at 5:32 AM UTC
