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FIFA is not an e-Sport

  1. #1
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're a dogshit. That's what you are. There is currently the faggots cup or whatever in Barcelona and they all pretend this is an e-sport and it's hilarious. An annual game that changes mechanics left and right... so so.. so fucking unbalanced.

    I'm good in this game. >1%. I play a lot. I have a superteam.

    I'm stuck with the other basement dwelling assholes that aren't qualified for Barcelona and let me tell you... those guys.. ohhh, ohh, how I wish nothing but the worst on them.

    You see, with Pro prlayers you know their faces. They don't want to lose their reputation by cheesing so they don't. They play the beautiful game. Sometimes. The assholes I play with all abuse pace. Pace is the most OP stat in the game. Now, I wouldn't have a problem with this if I could counter it but I can't just park the bus and drown them in mud. It will not work.

    I will get scored on and have to play their game. I don't want that, though. I want to play a beatiful tiki-taka with well timed explosive runs and not long ball to pacey dribbler every single time. What a shit.


    Yea, I think I finally know how it is to be hydro. She just cares about stuff. This is what giving a fuck feels like and what it makes you do. Fuck that. Fuck EA. Fuck a horse. I'm out.
  2. #2
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    "Soccer" simulation that has games ending 5:6, 7:2 etc on the reg. Are you kidding me?
  3. #3
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Now I'll go back to "Squad Battles" where you play the teams of others', controlled bt the AI. Cool mode. Copied from mobile games.
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I need help.
  5. #5
    bling bling Dark Matter
    maybe u shud switch to nba
  6. #6
    bling bling Dark Matter
    basketball ting idk
  7. #7
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I used to run the park but 2k18 is the worst loot box dirt ever. Fuck that.
  8. #8
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    I'm confused. You play football, and hate people who think it can be turned into an online game?
  9. #9
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i used to play 1oo points wif my african fam
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    No it's not and micro-transactions ruined gaming.
  11. #11
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    They ruined muh lyf.
  12. #12
    Indeed. If you want to watch an esport, the only good ones are:

    - Fighting games

    - Counter Strike

    That's it.

    I don't understand how someone cannot seriously watch League of Lesbians, or DotA2 or whatever. Those games are awful spectator experiences, they can be fun to play (a lot of fun in fact, DotA is an incredible game, specially when you examine it's game design) but there's not enough visual feedback to be interesting as a viewer IMO.

    There's currently a CSGO Major tournament going on (basically the world championship) if you want to give it a try. I can explain more if you want, so you can understand it:

    https://twitch.tv/eleaguetv
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