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Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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2016-03-06 at 10:36 PM UTC-Hallucinated the entities Bass Yun and Figyarnus which are benevolent and malevolent, respectively. Spice overdose.
-Experienced the 12 tone fractal bar song which constitutes All, as the reality matrix which enables Bass Yun and Figyarnus to coexist. Also known as the Ouyieh Hyuienas. Starter fluid.
-Read this, which is basically every philosophical paper ever written in about 2 or 3 pages http://paulcooijmans.com/occult/transmutation.html
-Became a triangle. bundy and spice
-Took so many IQ tests I am becoming enlightened to the underlying logic patterns which govern mathematical induction and reality, i.e., this is a transcription of the Ouyieh Hyuienas http://www.free.ultimaiq.net/ttt.htm
-Took so many IQ tests that I know what triangles are the REAL 1's and 0's of the binary reality. http://news.generiq.net/LS36/ls36test.html
-Plugged a 4loko and shit all over my kitchen floor when I was 14. Crib Leg Bag.
-Found the artist who created not also the best song ever made [1], but also the cutest music video ever made [2].
-Took so much bundy (which is gliogenic) that I have infinite glial cells. Einstien had 7x more glial cells than the average person, I have oo times more than an average person.
-Dated a 13 year old (the official status symbol of someone who kicks ass, especially when your 4 years older. Not molest, date. There is the distinction), then got to troll the fuck out of her for 8 months and breathraped her while she was sitting next to her mom, and she let me do it because she felt bad for breaking up with me. Told her "I want to strangle your dog and cut him open", then the next morning messaged her "Now u should say sorry 4 making me sad", and my dad took me to an amusement park because I was sad that same day.
-Have the objective optimal ratio of autism quotient to psychopathy checklist score to schizotypal personality score.
-I never leave my chair but I'm still skinny and sexy AF.
-Have never been locked in prism.
-I am the producer and exporter of 90% of the world's keks are 19/20th of the world's Apex Keks.
-I CAN SING
--I am currently eating pork chops (cuz Allah is a chump) seasoned with sea salt and Worcestershire sauce, along with soba noodles in a pork broth and green garden peas.
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I will never die.
It isn't narcissism if a god has self-awareness.
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2016-03-06 at 11:02 PM UTCY'all niggas REALLY think I'm gonna let 10 minutes of effort on my behalf go to waste???? That would be too ironic in the context of this thread.
Instead of thinking of this thread as shitposting think of it as a philosophical doctrine and develop your counterarguments through text. -
2016-03-06 at 11:37 PM UTCGun Lover's "I b& sploo" post was the most thanked post in Zoklet history. That was bretty hilarious, also funny you saved a screencap kek. Good jerb, i'd feel pretty bad if i got banned and the mod that did the banning got over 9000 thanks for it, lel.
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2016-03-06 at 11:38 PM UTCAlso lol @ phox and sanzenbacher.
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2016-03-06 at 11:42 PM UTCdo you still collect iq tests
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2016-03-06 at 11:47 PM UTC
do you still collect iq tests
Yes. In fact, I am so attuned to the objective quantum shape space of reality that I create my own when I'm bored. Also I have mutiple 99's in RuneScape and I didn't even no-life it that hard because I am an efficiency expert.
My old IQ tests: http://highiqtests.weebly.com/
My newest IQ test: http://niggasin.space/forum/spurious-generalities/73781-cival-iq
A beginners collection of other's IQ tests: http://mach.highrangeiqtests.com/links.html -
2016-03-06 at 11:56 PM UTC
Gun Lover's "I b& sploo" post was the most thanked post in Zoklet history. That was bretty hilarious, also funny you saved a screencap kek. Good jerb, i'd feel pretty bad if i got banned and the mod that did the banning got over 9000 thanks for it, lel.
I'm wondering what I must've had going for me back then to be able to be the most despised poster on the worst forum on the internet. How could you feel bad about that? That takes mad skillz. But do you have any idea what I must've been doing then to piss everyone the fuck off? My theory is since I started posting when I was 12 everyone got butthurt that a 12 year old had more cool points on them and made them feel that their lives were worthless. Then when I was 16 I was about the threshold age, got addicted to the worst drug in the worst which gave me kudos with the BLTC crowd, and got the usertitle "Lovable Resident Shitposter" which was affirmation for self and others that I am indeed, not only worthy of love, but a glowing rift of love to be siphoned for transcendence and euphoria. -
2016-03-06 at 11:57 PM UTCHow could anyone possibly dislike Sploo?
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2016-03-07 at 1:19 AM UTC
I'm wondering what I must've had going for me back then to be able to be the most despised poster on the worst forum on the internet. How could you feel bad about that? That takes mad skillz. But do you have any idea what I must've been doing then to piss everyone the fuck off? My theory is since I started posting when I was 12 everyone got butthurt that a 12 year old had more cool points on them and made them feel that their lives were worthless. Then when I was 16 I was about the threshold age, got addicted to the worst drug in the worst which gave me kudos with the BLTC crowd, and got the usertitle "Lovable Resident Shitposter" which was affirmation for self and others that I am indeed, not only worthy of love, but a glowing rift of love to be siphoned for transcendence and euphoria.
As you recall, BLTC was serious business for about half the posters and all the mods. You usually posted incoherrent ramblings at least to towards the end of Zoklet, and that just kind of made your image. Crazy sploo, posting crazy things. -
2016-03-07 at 1:27 AM UTCD'aw, were you thinking of me when you made that third option?
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2016-03-07 at 1:38 AM UTC
As you recall, BLTC was serious business for about half the posters and all the mods. You usually posted incoherrent ramblings at least to towards the end of Zoklet, and that just kind of made your image. Crazy sploo, posting crazy things.
i think everyone thought he was going to be the next figure 8
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2016-03-07 at 1:38 AM UTCate is actually still around and sploo makes more sense
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2016-03-07 at 1:39 AM UTC
ate is actually still around and sploo makes more sense
where's he usually at i never got to see him in action -
2016-03-07 at 1:51 AM UTC
D'aw, were you thinking of me when you made that third option?
Any statement is worthy of a counterstatement, but you provided no rationale, so it is null. At this moment, I am still godlike until proven otherwise. Innocent until proven guilty. -
2016-03-07 at 2:02 AM UTCi have long thought that i was a narcissist, but this thread reveals that my self-adoration is small time in comparison to yours.
although the fact that i am aware of this, and i don't sperg out over how great i am only stands to make me feel superior by being a more humble being. thanks for being my foil today. -
2016-03-07 at 2:05 AM UTC
feel superior by being more humble
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2016-03-07 at 2:09 AM UTCBy the way Sploo, reading about how you treated that one girl again did make me pretty angry. Just thought you should know.
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2016-03-07 at 2:14 AM UTCIt probably gave her a woman boner anyways
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2016-03-07 at 2:16 AM UTC
do you really mean to imply that it is not a desirable trait to be humble? even the early greeks and romans understood its importance and role in society -
2016-03-07 at 2:20 AM UTC
do you really mean to imply that it is not a desirable trait to be humble?
It is.
