That time I went to a gay club to pretend to be gay for a male attention ego boost...

1. 2018-01-25 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...and then a girl in another group turned around and was like "ugh all the cute guys here are gay" and pointed at me and said "PLEASE tell me you're straight" and I had to lie and say I was gay or everyone else would know I was lying and want me dead.
   
   I can't fucking win.
2. 2018-01-25 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   You coulda just said you were bi you dunce
3. 2018-01-25 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 You coulda just said you were bi you dunce

   
   I already said I was straight up gay, was acting pretty flamboyant, and we all know bi people are fakers.
4. 2018-01-25 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   So you innately cared more about the opinion and reaction of a group of gay men than you did about attracting a woman. Simply more evidence for the Milhouse is gay theory.
5. 2018-01-25 at 10:27 AM UTC

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   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   And you still got rejected anyways.
6. 2018-01-25 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter group turned around and was like "ugh all the cute guys here are gay"

   
   What was that fucking thot doing in a gay club?
   
   
   
   This is now a hard gay thread.
7. 2018-01-25 at 11:45 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   op borned gay but he chooses tobe strait but fails hard oooolol
8. 2018-01-25 at 12:42 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   You get an ego boost from acting ghay?
9. 2018-01-25 at 12:47 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Threads coming up next from Enter:
   
   "I had oral intercourse with a homosexual to spite women"
   
   "I got fucked in the ass by two niggers because I hate women so much rghrgjrghrgjrgh WHORES"
   
   "I married an old man to stoke my own ego and because women are such cunts"
   
   "Saleh and I adopted 2 children and are moving to Cancun HNNNNNG WOMEN ARE WHORE CUNTS FUCK THEM"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Vizier, 
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10. 2018-01-25 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Xlite You get an ego boost from acting ghay?

    
    well you get hit on and stuff
    
    but then you gotta remember guys will fuck anything. like look at all the straight guys fucking fat chicks.
11. 2018-01-25 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #11
    

    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Threads coming up next from Enter:
    
    "I had oral intercourse with a homosexual to spite women"
    
    "I got fucked in the ass by two niggers because I hate women so much rghrgjrghrgjrgh WHORES"
    
    "I married an old man to stoke my own ego and because women are such cunts"
    
    "Saleh and I adopted 2 children and are moving to Cancun HNNNNNG WOMEN ARE WHORE CUNTS FUCK THEM"

    
    It's so true. That's how you can tell it's the fake enter, the real Enter made cool comics and this one just cries about women 24 hours a day.