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1. 2018-01-22 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Masturbated with mustard?
2. 2018-01-22 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Get a job.
3. 2018-01-23 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
4. 2018-01-23 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Get a job.

   
   You don't exist.
5. 2018-01-23 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Not mustard but vicks vapor-rub is awesome.
   It get tingly then it burns and you cant pee straight after but it worth it.
6. 2018-01-23 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Thats..good to know.
7. 2018-01-23 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash You don't exist.

   
   You tell that motherbeater.
8. 2018-01-23 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That nigga thinks he's jodyhighroller.
9. 2018-01-23 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Your parents want their privacy back.
10. 2018-01-24 at 1:23 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I tried it with toothpaste once when I was a kid
    
    Not fun, would not recommend
11. 2018-01-24 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I tried it with toothpaste once when I was a kid
    
    Not fun, would not recommend

    
    Additionally don't use shampoo as the lubricant for any attempts at you might make at a makeshift pocket pussy.
    
    Unless you enjoy urethral pain akin to pissing out a massive kidney stone. Then totally do it.
12. 2018-01-24 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Hold the relish.
13. 2018-01-24 at 12:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Additionally don't use shampoo as the lubricant for any attempts at you might make at a makeshift pocket pussy.
    
    Unless you enjoy urethral pain akin to pissing out a massive kidney stone. Then totally do it.

    
    Lol, I seem to remember shampoo being unpleasant
    
    I remember the first time I "jacked off" as a kid. It was with hair gel of all things, and I was just messing around with my dick, I didn't know what the hell was going on, just that it was fun. I was like 7 or 8 or something. That's before the "refractory period" happens, so I could just sit there jacking off all day
    
    Maybe that partially explains why I liked doing meth and watching porn for 12 hours so much
14. 2018-01-24 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    mso8 Houston
    Have you ever covered your balls with bengay? it feels fucking great
15. 2018-01-24 at 12:49 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your parents want their privacy back.

    
    What drugs are you on?
16. 2018-01-24 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mso8 Have you ever covered your balls with bengay? it feels fucking great

    
    Ooook