The reason I can't ask out a woman on a date is because...

1. 2018-01-23 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...if she rejects me, I will probably have a psychotic breakdown.
   
   My whole plan is to take a woman on a date and then reject HER. That's how I'll get my thrills.
   
   But if she rejects me first, then well... that's the opposite of what I've strived for. Everybody always tell me, "rejections happen, brah. It's inevitable."
   
   No, no, no, no, NO! I will not be rejected! THEY are the only ones who can be rejected! Honk!
2. 2018-01-23 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #2
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Reject me daddy.~
3. 2018-01-23 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Reject me daddy.~

   
   There's no thrill when rejecting both a whore and a male.
4. 2018-01-23 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #4
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 There's no thrill when rejecting both a whore and a male.

   
   IM A FEMALE
5. 2018-01-23 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #5
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by HTS IM A FEMALE

   
   Say it with your penis.
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   • aldra
6. 2018-01-23 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I have a fear of rejection. I hate being dumped more than anything. If I suspect a woman will break up with me I'll dump her first.
   
   It feels great to dump women, and to tell them exactly what I think of them. They're boring, they're cunts, and I hope to never see them ever again.
   
   Then later I usually sorta regret it because I'm having no sex.
7. 2018-01-23 at 6:31 AM UTC

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   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   You're gay.