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Biting your own tongue then knowing your mouth is helplessly fucked for the next two days

  1. 2018-01-21 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #1
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Just fuck off
  2. 2018-01-21 at 10:05 PM UTC
    #2
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you ever done that thing that's like pulling the muscle in your tongue? that's a fucker an all. it usually comes from nowhere, like you barely move your tongue or anything and then suddenly you're like 'ahh wtf'.



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  3. 2018-01-21 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even worse, to me, is burning the roof of my mouth. Just feels like a hot sore for the next 24 hours and you really can't avoid touching it with your tongue, AGITATING IT, repeatedly.
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  4. 2018-01-21 at 10:11 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    breh i just cut my finger on accident like 30 minutes ago and its still bleeding. shits going to hurt for a cool minute
  5. 2018-01-21 at 10:12 PM UTC
    #5
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by NARCassist you ever done that thing that's like pulling the muscle in your tongue? that's a fucker an all. it usually comes from nowhere, like you barely move your tongue or anything and then suddenly you're like 'ahh wtf'.



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    Never happens to me but

    You ever get that thing where you yawn too strongly and at a weird angle so your jaw muscles feel like they're being ripped out for about 15 to 20 seconds after you close your mouth

    Also when you eat pussy so dilligently that the frenulum (the thing below your tongue) feels like it got ripped apart
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  6. 2018-01-21 at 10:18 PM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I slammed my finger in a car door a few months back and after a day the pain was at this nice point where it felt..morbidly soothing I guess you could say, to massage the sore finger and compress it to where it hurt but somehow still felt good. I guess bruises can be like that. Like it would fucking make me light headed and tingly with satisfaction, so much so that I strongly considered doing it again intentionally just so u could have that pleasure at my disposal. I didn't end up doing that though.
  7. 2018-01-21 at 10:19 PM UTC
    #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Daily Never happens to me but

    You ever get that thing where you yawn too strongly and at a weird angle so your jaw muscles feel like they're being ripped out for about 15 to 20 seconds after you close your mouth

    Also when you eat pussy so dilligently that the frenulum (the thing below your tongue) feels like it got ripped apart

    Yes to the pussy thing. Truly an exhausting act if you are passionate and want to get into it.
  8. 2018-01-21 at 10:30 PM UTC
    #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i kinda like pain tho, i like to study the pain, what's going on with it, why its happening. i've learnt to have a pretty high tolerance for it.



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  9. 2018-01-22 at 7:51 AM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Even worse, to me, is burning the roof of my mouth. Just feels like a hot sore for the next 24 hours and you really can't avoid touching it with your tongue, AGITATING IT, repeatedly.

    Was going to say this. Or scalding your tongue. Shit is insanely annoying, and to make it worse it's like your brain is making fun of you saying "haha impatient bitch, now you won't be able to enjoy your food at all!"



    Originally posted by Daily Never happens to me but

    You ever get that thing where you yawn too strongly and at a weird angle so your jaw muscles feel like they're being ripped out for about 15 to 20 seconds after you close your mouth

    This sucks too. If i'm repeatedly yawning, eventually I'll get to a point where I'll yawn too hard and get what feels like a Charlie horse in my jaw, it's unbelievably painful

    So then I'll have to choose between attempting to suppress yawns and risking that shit happening again
  10. 2018-01-22 at 9:14 AM UTC
    #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    ur only defence :O hope u can suribivign the onslaugt tonight xxxx
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