2018-01-22 at 4:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
This was like your golden opprotunity to prove your diagnostic abilities reach beyond telling everyone they have autism. and you fucked it right up.
FUCKED IT HARD.
SCREWED THE POOCH.
ATE SHIT.
FACEPLANTED ON ASPHALT WHILE DOING 25 ON A BEACH CRUISER IN FRONT OF A PASSING GROUP OF SCHOOL KIDS.
HAD YOUR PANTS PULLED DOWN IN GYM WHILE WEARING YOUR SPIDERMAN BRIEFS.
Hoisted by his own retard
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2018-01-22 at 6:02 AM UTC
I HAVE A DISORDER MY LIFE IS FUCKED
2018-01-22 at 6:09 AM UTC
Oh OK I get it now. It sort of read as barely autistic is way higher than the average autist. Probably just my autism.
2018-01-22 at 6:11 AM UTC
EsBeTee, I may have figured it out. Is your name by chance, Steve Polychronopolous?
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I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party
'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag
I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass
'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
And I don't care
And I don't give a shit
I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're fucking wrong
Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
Deal with it
2018-01-22 at 5:54 PM UTC
Maybe I should I try a different country. I've always felt foreign and I'm far from arrogant. I do find most people to be chauvinistic.
I think I should start learning Russian or something.
2018-01-22 at 7:39 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I took the test and at the end it said "get the hell out of here". Now what do I do??
2018-01-22 at 10:28 PM UTC
SpectraL-
Houston
[stanchly box my garamycin]
Those tests are all a bunch of gobbledygook anyways.
2018-01-23 at 3:42 AM UTC
Well I need to do something...
2018-01-23 at 3:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
Speaking of fake, I'm a total drug noob so sorry if I get this wrong but someone one said I should take a special type of meth called "something meth"? Started with c I think. Whatever that is, would it be more fake than normal meth, or should I try it?
Cradle meth. It's for babies. If you take it as an adult, it's super stronger. It seems counterintuitive, but trust me. Go rob your local baby now.
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