I am too stupid to install GTA 5's first update

1. 2015-12-05 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #1
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I got this game over a week ago, and spent almost three days trying to install the social club mandatory 5 gig update with no success. It would get 95% completed, 4.95 gigs downloaded with 20 minutes left, and then it would drop back down to 2.25 gigs and 14 hours. Like, how is that possible? I am losing data that I downloaded? Anyway, this is beyond me, and I am at a complete loss. I will probably never get this downloaded, as this is what I am working with as far as an ISP goes: http://i.imgur.com/g656ZNc.jpg . Fuck AT&T 'broadband'. It might as well be dial up.
   
   So I stopped trying to use the social club downloader and got these files instead. Can someone tell me if they are the right files I need, and what to do with them? I am literally too retarded to figure it out. http://www.mediafire.com/download/6iusvag7egyadud/Ill-Gotten_Gains_DLC.zip https://kat.cr/grand-theft-auto-v-day1-update-gta-v-exe-t10500994.html
   
   Thanks in advance, and fuck you michael myers
   
2. 2015-12-06 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #2
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Ok this might work, it seems to be working so far....I knew I should have gotten fallout 4 instead....
   
   
   http://gtaforums.com/topic/813284-how-to-bypass-most-of-the-gta-v-pc-5-gb-day-one-patch-long-guide-for-people-with-bad-internet/?hl=%2Bfirst+%2Bupdate
   
   I finished the process and am just about to see if it worked...if it didn't I will come back and talk mad shit about constantinople, FON, michael myers, and other fuckfaces that need beaten, for the rest of the night.
3. 2015-12-06 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   no, you're not
4. 2015-12-07 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #4
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   That fix did work, but I figured that bugs might come up sooner or later so I just took my computer over to someone else's house and downloaded the whole thing there....only took a few hours.
   
   I really should have gotten fallout, this game isn't that good... or is there a new skyrim-type game out? I have no idea what is going on in the gaming world, I just know I like these three franchises because I traded my brother his gaming computer for a quarter lb. of spice and he had fallout and fallout nv with all the dlc, and gta 4 and skyrim and oblivion already installed, he had torrented them all and they worked perfectly.
   
   My fucking brother...kid is good with computers, and was supposed to go to school for engineering, was a high-school wrestling champion, and now he pretty much lives in the woods in florida and drinks himself into a stupor, and is pretty much a fucking disgusting bum. I let him live with me for a while, and he would do shit like make ramen soup, and fall asleep with it half-eaten, and then wake up 8 hours later and finish it off. He turned my spare room into a stench-filled homeless encampment, and then threatened to burn my house down one day because I wouldn't come pick him up because he was drunk. So I waited up for him and when he walked up my driveway I beat the living fuck out of him and threw him out into the street. Then I guess he moved to Florida so he could try to sponge off my parents. They let him for a while.
5. 2016-01-02 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #5
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Hey fuck you, you fattie.