2018-01-20 at 9:54 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
leaving the heating on for the whole day with the windows open
making conversation with homeless people and then leaving abruptly
calling my mum like "OMFG MUM!!!" and then "lol nothing what's up cutie"
drinking less than 4 litres of water in one day
inserting obscure jedi memes in work emails that only one recipient understands
one hand on the wheel on the motorway
watching fucked up death videos at night time before bed
masturbating in the shower to sex that felt disgusting at the time
railing a cheeky line with a junior researcher before a big client meeting
high risk high reward accumulator bets on ufc events that i don't even watch
2018-01-20 at 9:56 PM UTC
drinking listerine
drinking rubbing alcohol
huffing starting fluid
beating up my parents
sexually harassing my classmates
jacking off to disgust porn (scat/puke/blood etc)
you have to have guilt to have guilty pleasures right?
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2018-01-21 at 12:03 AM UTC
- being a bratty submissive
- doing trashy drugs like crack from time to time
- going over my daily calorie limit fuck i love food
- letting my place get untidy af
- being spanked
- ordering takeout that i cant afford
- listening to cheesy music
2018-01-21 at 12:46 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
I watch Dragon Ball Super every Saturday
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2018-01-21 at 12:52 AM UTC
- Looking up stories on google news about shoplifters, drunk drivers, and other caught criminals who made news.
2018-01-21 at 2:27 AM UTC
Ignoring phone calls and texts
Grabbing two airplane shots at the liquor store and pocketing one
Not washing my hands after I piss
2018-01-21 at 2:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier
I watch Dragon Ball Super every Saturday
How bout dat ultra instinct tho ey?
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