Mr Peterman is the best character on Seinfeld

1. 2018-01-19 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own Opium excursions. Plus, I have him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.