I gotta stop posting on NIS

1. 2018-01-17 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Earlier my boss was making conversation and talking to me about how this 6 year old kid in florida died from a bat giving him rabies and I was just like man that sucks, it’s too bad cuz he could have grown up to be batman.
   
   And then I remembered normal people don’t make jokes about kids dying, it’s only ok to say that stuff on the internet, and he just looked at me like “wtf man”
2. 2018-01-17 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Earlier my boss was making conversation and talking to me about how this 6 year old kid in florida died from a bat giving him rabies and I was just like man that sucks, it’s too bad cuz he could have grown up to be batman.
   
   And then I remembered normal people don’t make jokes about kids dying, it’s only ok to say that stuff on the internet, and he just looked at me like “wtf man”

   
   this kind of comment would be hidden on a normal site like reddit.
3. 2018-01-17 at 6:19 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My boss would've had a hearty chuckle over that joke.
4. 2018-01-18 at 8:32 AM UTC

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   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   Yes this is a bad place for bad people. And by bad I mean low quality.
5. 2018-01-18 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Dang, you slipped up.
6. 2018-01-18 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Earlier my boss was making conversation and talking to me about how this 6 year old kid in florida died from a bat giving him rabies and I was just like man that sucks, it’s too bad cuz he could have grown up to be batman.
   
   And then I remembered normal people don’t make jokes about kids dying, it’s only ok to say that stuff on the internet, and he just looked at me like “wtf man”

   
   I don't think I'v got to that point of indecency yet. but I agree somewhat that the internet has made me laugh at my own pain more often.
   
   Fuck off topic but I think I have the stomach flu.
7. 2018-01-18 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh.. one of my family members calls that "enhancement". You didn't enhancement it out. I guess if you say it, enhancement that in the world around you? i dont know.
8. 2018-01-18 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   yeah it happens. making /b/tard level jokes IRL is a bad idea usually
9. 2018-01-19 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   The thing is, Batman didn’t get bit by a bat to become Batman. Spider-Man got bit by a spider to be become Spider-Man, at least in some versions of the story. Batman is just rich and plays on his fear of bats. That’s where you done goofed.