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2016-08-21 at 1:44 AM UTCJust right now I just came back from the store, and on my way, I saw this old lady and her lil girl yelling at a cat, i ran up and a cat was attack a quaker/monks parrot. I immediately kicked the cat and it ran off. The parot had a broken wing I'm guessing from the flood some how. He let me pet him for a second but then ran into a crook in the fence to hide. I walked around the other side of the alley and found the cat posturing position to run back, so I called him a cuck and to get the fuck out before he gets wrekt the fuck up. and chased him into a pot hole of water. I told him if he ever sees me again he's going down.
I was raised with parots like that by my family being bird breeders and I just couldn't see a cat just slashing him up that easily when he had an obvious broken wing.
http://imgur.com/a/zkiH5
but yeah birds are pretty cool, my parents used to be bird breeders before they all burned in the hoax bastrop fire.
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2016-08-21 at 4:36 AM UTCI wish this story actually happened. Cats were made to be kicked.
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2016-08-21 at 6:52 AM UTCDo you live on a tropical isle? I can just picture you with a pirate hate and parrot on your shoulder
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2016-08-21 at 8:37 AM UTC
I wish this story actually happened. Cats were made to be kicked.
Kom mijn kat schoppen kanker paki, ik hak je kop eraf ISIS style. -
2016-08-21 at 8:38 AM UTCSo sad
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2016-08-21 at 8:43 AM UTCSophie's rules for Glorious Dictatorship.
- Cats will be our national symbol.
- Everyone who hates cats is a heretic and enemy of the state and will be executed without due process.
- Everyone with an IQ below 120 will be executed without due process. There's an escape clause however and it goes like this;
- If you or a family member has an IQ below 120, the only honorable thing you can do is serve your country by joining the millitary. Only by serving the state in absolute obedience will you be cleansed of the original sin that we call stupidity.
Vote Sophie for Dictator Omnipotens. -
2016-08-21 at 9:26 AM UTC
Do you live on a tropical isle? I can just picture you with a pirate hate and parrot on your shoulder
nah, just my parents helped make this place over the last 20 years have parots indeginous to this area. -
2016-08-21 at 11:46 AM UTC
Everyone with an IQ below 120 will be executed without due process.
You racist bastard -
2016-08-21 at 12:39 PM UTCWe shall become the great khats. We will live off cat meat , bones and skin and harvest them in the remote mountain wilderness of the Canadian Rockies. We should be able to live 1000 years off pussy alone
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2016-08-21 at 1:58 PM UTC
Sophie's rules for Glorious Dictatorship.
- Cats will be our national symbol.
- Everyone who hates cats is a heretic and enemy of the state and will be executed without due process.
- Everyone with an IQ below 120 will be executed without due process. There's an escape clause however and it goes like this;
- If you or a family member has an IQ below 120, the only honorable thing you can do is serve your country by joining the millitary. Only by serving the state in absolute obedience will you be cleansed of the original sin that we call stupidity.
Vote Sophie for Dictator Omnipotens.
Deus Soph Vult -
2016-08-21 at 4:43 PM UTC
Kom mijn kat schoppen kanker paki, ik hak je kop eraf ISIS style.
Breng je kat dan, kanker tatta. Ik geef je gelijk ook een trap, Rutte style. -
2016-08-21 at 5:35 PM UTC
Breng je kat dan, kanker tatta. Ik geef je gelijk ook een trap, Rutte style.
Mark Rutte is de grootste cuck van de Nederlandse politiek, neger. Had dan Wilders gezecht ofzo, haha. -
2016-08-21 at 6:15 PM UTC
Mark Rutte is de grootste cuck van de Nederlandse politiek, neger. Had dan Wilders gezecht ofzo, haha.
Hahah nee man Wilders is balhaar, hij's te extreem. -
2016-08-21 at 7:23 PM UTC
Hahah nee man Wilders is balhaar, hij's te extreem.
ISIS is toch ook te extreem. Dat was het hele punt. -
2016-08-21 at 7:55 PM UTC
We shall become the great khats. We will live off cat meat , bones and skin and harvest them in the remote mountain wilderness of the Canadian Rockies. We should be able to live 1000 years off pussy alone
I'm down
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2016-08-21 at 7:58 PM UTCthis thread is now about lazy town / puppets / pirates
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2016-08-22 at 2:31 AM UTCdidn't read thread/assume it's about Bill Krozby raping a girl cat and making the boy cat watch
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2016-08-22 at 3:18 AM UTCMy dad raised birds. I actually have a 21 year old macaw I've owned since I was 6 and he was in pin feathers. Cats are evil. I really don't like cats. Guess in Sophie's world I get executed- meh, it's probably better that way.
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2016-08-22 at 2:37 PM UTC
Sophie's rules for Glorious Dictatorship.
Good luck finding a little girl with an IQ of 120. You just created your own hell, where fat neckbeards and skinny dudes in wheelchairs fuck cats because 99.9999999% of all females, let alone children will be executed on the spot.- Cats will be our national symbol.
- Everyone who hates cats is a heretic and enemy of the state and will be executed without due process.
- Everyone with an IQ below 120 will be executed without due process. There's an escape clause however and it goes like this;
- If you or a family member has an IQ below 120, the only honorable thing you can do is serve your country by joining the millitary. Only by serving the state in absolute obedience will you be cleansed of the original sin that we call stupidity.
Vote Sophie for Dictator Omnipotens.
Congrats. -
2016-08-22 at 2:42 PM UTCHey, Bill Krozby, all the birds you ever cared for are dead by now and never gave the slightest shit about you because they are worthless fucking birds. Just letting you know.
