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  1. #21
    Vizier uses spic beam. It’s super effective!
  2. #22
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Hey, wasn't there someone making a totse rpg at some point?
  3. #23
    Probably. That sounds like some stupid shit they would come up with. Someone like bornkiller or something
  4. #24
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Can my character have big titties?
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Bill Krozby's special is "STD infection". Super effective against low intelligence enemies, it deals extra damage and a permanent debuff. The drawback is there's a 50% chance that he ends up fucking himself instead in a drunken stupor.

    but hes a successful breeder tho.

    +50 breeder.
  6. #26
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by benny vader but hes a successful breeder tho.

    +50 breeder.

    Yes, but his spawn carries part of him.

    -70 genepool pollution.
  7. #27
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Yes, but his spawn carries part of him.

    -70 genepool pollution.

    +60 adopter (genetic cuck).

    y r u wasting $ on other peoples genetic material.

    r ur adopted kids of superior genes or r they tainted products ????
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Lanny

    Originally posted by Vizier Encountering La Pastada instantly regains your health and adds a foot long chimichanga to your inventory.

    It was a forced fucking meme by unwyred and was never funny.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    I put on my robe and wizard hat
  10. #30
    What's the Stat cap? 100?
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Someone do me. I have baseline stat of +25 molester so anything you add you need to add on top of that.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader +60 adopter (genetic cuck).

    y r u wasting $ on other peoples genetic material.

    r ur adopted kids of superior genes or r they tainted products ????

    because no one will fuck him i guess, that or he can't move his dick fast enough to cum unless its with men lol

    dargo we know you're obsessed with and like dudes, but you don't have to bring me up in every thread, I get that you're infatuated with me so cool it lil bro
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Someone do me.

    Thats what she said
  14. #34
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby because no one will fuck him i guess, that or he can't move his dick fast enough to cum unless its with men lol

    dargo we know you're obsessed with and like dudes, but you don't have to bring me up in every thread, I get that you're infatuated with me so cool it lil bro

    +30 Rape
    +20 Child Abandonment
    +5 Arrest Record
    +15 Landwhale Magnet
    -40 Comebacks
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 +30 Rape
    +20 Child Abandonment
    +5 Arrest Record
    +15 Landwhale Magnet
    -40 Comebacks

    -45 obsessed with Bill Krozby
    -45 comebacks
    -15 is a snitch and a gaylord

    whimpy wimpy whimpertons
  16. #36
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Lame.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Bill Krozby

    +20 because he eats del taco
    +55 for being able run a mile in 7 minutes
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Lame.

    -15 for being a lamer
    -5 for being funny in the pants
    +5 for knowing how to suck cock really
  19. #39
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I got undressed and hog tied me up and busted out a paddle like a ping pong paddle and she started tanning my hyde, it actually felt good, maybe because i was drunk but the only part of it that hurt was she spanked my balls because I have low hangers. She took a picture with a polaroid camera of my red ass and put it in a photo album with a bunch of other guys asses that had been tanned.

  20. #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby -15 for being a lamer
    -5 for being funny in the pants
    +5 for knowing how to suck cock really

    You have the weakest comebacks I’ve ever seen
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