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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I eat and drink almost everything in as few chews/gulps as possible, not unlike a cat, except for fruit. Eating fruit is a visceral experience: I take my time, gazing triumphantly down upon the seeds, allowing the juice to run over and stick to my palms. I'm delighted to be devouring the children of some nameless, non-sentient organism.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Zanick I eat and drink almost everything in as few chews/gulps as possible, not unlike a cat, except for fruit. Eating fruit is a visceral experience: I take my time, gazing triumphantly down upon the seeds, allowing the juice to run over and stick to my palms. I'm delighted to be devouring the children of some nameless, non-sentient organism.

    I don't enjoy eating in general, tend to eat very little
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    Originally posted by aldra I don't enjoy eating in general, tend to eat very little

    I've started to get like this lately, not really sure what's going on but I can feel myself descending into madness further and further every day
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I've started to get like this lately, not really sure what's going on but I can feel myself descending into madness further and further every day

    early onset of menopause.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Around my hometown...probably pay my bills on time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by benny vader early onset of menopause.

    More like cyclical onset of suicidal ideation
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    Anyway, on topic, I laugh hysterically at random, and it takes everything i have not to do it when I tell people bad news or they tell me a sad story.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affect

    Curiously enough, last time I tripped on DХM it stopped for a couple days.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Anyway, on topic, I laugh hysterically at random, especially when I tell people bad news or they tell me a sad story.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affect

    Curiously enough, last time I tripped on DХM it stopped for a couple days.

    I also laugh facetiously. Not at death per say but I remember being in jail years ago and this dude telling me how half the plunger on an IV was broke off and his uncle was using melted butter or some shit to make it work and I couldn't help but laugh at the story as he gave me a "dude wtf?" look.
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I do yoga before I hit the weights, not after
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Inappropriate laughter is actually a symptom of being on the autism spectrum. Not everyone has it, so it's not guaranteed, of course. I do recall Kolokol scored pretty high on the autism quotient test.
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Malice Inappropriate laughter is actually a symptom of being on the autism spectrum. Not everyone has it, so it's not guaranteed, of course. I do recall Kolokol scored pretty high on the autism quotient test.

    Do you think it's possible to tell whether somebody has assburgers from the way they type?
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    Originally posted by Daily Do you think it's possible to tell whether somebody has assburgers from the way they type?

    I think it’s just as good an indicator as listening to them talk
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Daily Do you think it's possible to tell whether somebody has assburgers from the way they type?

    Not for certain, of course. With enough knowledge and experience you can definitely develop strong suspicions.
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I have multiple backpacks.
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    Originally posted by Daily Do you think it's possible to tell whether somebody has assburgers from the way they type?

    There's this guy I used to talk to who would be blunt as fuck to the point where it was rude as hell, but he didn't see anything wrong with it due to what had to be aspergers. He probably had the worst personality out of anyone I've known both online an IRL, but I guess he couldn't help it.

    I'd have to make up a convo as an example, but it'd go like...

    Me: Hey, how are you?

    Him: (five hours later) I was NOT on the computer at the time you messaged me, look at my personal message next time for details.

    Me: Oh okay. So how are you?

    Him: I'm good. Have you seen the latest episode of South Park?

    Me: Yeah I don't watch that anymore. Was it good?

    Him: Yeah, well I do watch it. It was okay.

    It might not seem like much, I'm trying not to exaggerate it to make a point, but you can see how that'd get tiring.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter There's this guy I used to talk to who would be blunt as fuck to the point where it was rude as hell, but he didn't see anything wrong with it due to what had to be aspergers. He probably had the worst personality out of anyone I've known both online an IRL, but I guess he couldn't help it.

    I'd have to make up a convo as an example, but it'd go like…

    Me: Hey, how are you?

    Him: (five hours later) I was NOT on the computer at the time you messaged me, look at my personal message next time for details.

    Me: Oh okay. So how are you?

    Him: I'm good. Have you seen the latest episode of South Park?

    Me: Yeah I don't watch that anymore. Was it good?

    Him: Yeah, well I do watch it. It was okay.

    It might not seem like much, I'm trying not to exaggerate it to make a point, but you can see how that'd get tiring.

    Was this somehow me? I'm always terribly afraid that I might be secretly retarded like that...
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    Originally posted by HTS Was this somehow me? I'm always terribly afraid that I might be secretly retarded like that…

    lol no, it wasn't you, or anyone from totse.
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter There's this guy I used to talk to who would be blunt as fuck to the point where it was rude as hell, but he didn't see anything wrong with it due to what had to be aspergers. He probably had the worst personality out of anyone I've known both online an IRL, but I guess he couldn't help it.

    I'd have to make up a convo as an example, but it'd go like…

    Me: Hey, how are you?

    Him: (five hours later) I was NOT on the computer at the time you messaged me, look at my personal message next time for details.

    Me: Oh okay. So how are you?

    Him: I'm good. Have you seen the latest episode of South Park?

    Me: Yeah I don't watch that anymore. Was it good?

    Him: Yeah, well I do watch it. It was okay.

    It might not seem like much, I'm trying not to exaggerate it to make a point, but you can see how that'd get tiring.

    What a dick.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I can simultaneously exist in several different dimensions. Some call it a talent.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sometimes i stick my finger in her butt then up my nose so i can smell that ass for the rest of the day.



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