Being a pickup artist

1. 2018-01-17 at 5:32 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   So i went to mcdonalds earlier this evening and at the drive thru window the girl working there, maybe 30 or 32 somewhere around that age made i contact with me and gave me flirtatious smile and giggled. i knew this was a que to flirt back so with a straight and somewhat intimidating face I said "are you laughing at my music?" (no music was on in my car) and she all of a sudden dropped her playful demeanor and got a concerned apologetic look on her face and asked, "excuse me what?" and I said "I asked you if you're laughing at my choice of music..."
   
   and she said "ooh no not at all I'm really sorry, sir" and I turned my head away from her and looked forward with a slight smirk on my face and said "heh, just do it again..." and turned my head back to her and gave her a wink.
   
   I asked her when her break was and she said she can take one anytime, and I told her I'll be parked over there, come hang for a second. Anyways, long story short I got her to blow me.
2. 2018-01-17 at 5:35 AM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   I thought the PUA trend died out in like 2008
3. 2018-01-17 at 5:47 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Vizier I thought the PUA trend died out in like 2008

   
   Im anything but a trendy ive always done my own thing. But if i can helo guys like enter or malice or sploo im willing to give hem advice.
   
   So how about yourself playa? You look slick in that leather jacket im sure you can spit some mad game. Any tips for our less fortunate gonts?
   
   Personally i dont own a leather jacket but today i was wearing a button down collared plaid shirt underneath a sweater with a pair of jeans and whyte addidas. Casual but still nice
4. 2018-01-18 at 7:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   bumpy boopers!
5. 2018-01-18 at 7:35 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   i thot this thread is about picking up the soap without bending over in the open shower
6. 2018-01-18 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I thought it was about drawing pictures of pickups.
   
   Fuck you.
7. 2018-01-18 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by benny vader i thot this thread is about picking up the soap without bending over in the open shower

   
   you'd like that mr. i like guys wanting to feel me from the insdide
   
   huehuehueheuuehuue
8. 2018-01-18 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   coughgel Yung Blood
   i hate you
9. 2018-01-18 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
10. 2018-01-18 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by coughgel i hate you

    
    yeah most angry virgins tend to
    
    please die?
11. 2018-01-18 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Dougie teach me how to pick up boxes for fedex
    \
    
12. 2018-01-18 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    coughgel Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah most angry virgins tend to
    
    please die?

    
    but everyone hates you?
13. 2018-01-18 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    You really need to stop raping people.
14. 2018-01-18 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    lol at the Mago de Oz song in the background
15. 2018-01-18 at 10:46 PM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    So if I want to be a pua do I start by watching men on youtube go on for hours about how to do it and then robotically carry out their methods?