Peptidoglycan: Strike back against the bacterial threat

1. 2015-09-24 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Peptidoglycan is a big ass molecule that pretty much forms the cell wall of most bacteria. Intel suggests that bacteria is actually an invention of Soviet design that was created to collapse the Capitalist markets. Intel from a recent raid in Moscow suggests the molecule itself is made up of a monosaccardie derivetive of glucose, lactic acid and a chain of a three to five amino acids. As I said, this molecule forms the cell wall in most bacteria. If we take a hit from international politics if we take down that wall the bacterial cells will be flooded with illegal migrants and syrian refugees. But dont worry, this is a good thing for europe. But if we can get this wall down, and completely deplete the welfare resources of the bacterial cells they will be forced to sell their debt to the debt supercollectionmarket in China Illinois. With bacterial cells in more debt than Greece we will have no problem buying other Soviet Secrets from them. Then once we have the information we need, we will turn bacterial cells into The Federal Republic of Bacterium by setting up a puppet government after we out the incumbent nucleus. The final step of the plan is to unify the Bacterial Federal Republic with the European Union. The Federal Bacterial Republic will then be the housing place for ALL refugees entering Europe. We outsource all of telecommunications reps to this country in order to weaken India's grasp on the Western job market.
   
   Start looking for the signs.
   
2. 2015-09-24 at 4:57 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Feds be crawling up in dis shit
3. 2015-09-24 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Quite right indeed. Now with pope Francis visiting his glorious imperial majesty Obama, plans can be finalized for the implementation of The Federal Bacterial Republic, we have allocated the appropriate assets to the support teams on the ground SATCOM is live, intel is actionable, XKEYSCORE records show the sentiment of the general population to be apathetic as intended. General media blackout has been mandated by authorisation of the Department of Homeland Security. C-AMB, is online to intercept ballistic response from Asia Minor. All systems operational and awaiting command.
   
   
4. 2015-09-24 at 7:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bravo Romeo Bravo Quabec Tango Papa Indigo Echo Whiskey beta India Tango India November Golf Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Mike Echo.
   
   THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
   
   
5. 2015-09-24 at 7:38 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Copy that commander proceeding as per instructions.
6. 2016-02-06 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bumping for awareness of peptidoglycan
7. 2016-02-17 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   Lieutenant November India Gamma Gamma Alpha Sigma India November Sierra Papa Alpha Charlie Echo reporting for surprise inspection. Recent reports Peptidoglycan have been interception which is against AR67-1 of DD-214.
   
   I'm going to need to see full copies of everyone's TPS reports.
8. 2016-02-17 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Lieutenant November India Gamma Gamma Alpha Sigma India November Sierra Papa Alpha Charlie Echo reporting for surprise inspection. Recent reports Peptidoglycan have been interception which is against AR67-1 of DD-214.
   
   I'm going to need to see full copies of everyone's TPS reports.

   
   Tactical personnel system report? I uhm, seem to have misplaced mine.
   
9. 2016-02-17 at 6:26 AM UTC

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   Kek Houston
   >Keeping paperwork
   
   Peptidoglycan thrives on bureaucracy you fools!
10. 2016-02-17 at 7:23 AM UTC

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    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    >Keeping paperwork
    
    Peptidoglycan thrives on bureaucracy you fools!

    
    That was the test, and you passed.
11. 2016-04-19 at 12:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HOLD THE LINE!!!!