Enter needs a date by this Friday!!! (srs)

1. 2016-10-27 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nobody lieks me :'(
2. 2016-10-27 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   nobody lieks me :'(

   
   Don't push it.
3. 2016-10-27 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's Thursday night, so I'm trying the online route. No replies yet. But we think that the reason girls aren't going for it is because it's a weird situation. But wtf, that don' t make sense. Girls will meet guys online for sex, but don't want to go to a free concert? Maybe it's just because I'm ugly or something.
4. 2016-10-27 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I might have to cancel. :(
5. 2016-10-27 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just got back from the gym. Left early, because I was too depressed to finish. :( Haven't done that before. At least it was leg day... did squats and deadlifts and got the fuck out of there. Nearly cried on the walk home.
   
   
6. 2016-10-27 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh man, this is the greatest thread. Enter turns gay, realizes no one likes him, and admits he is a massive pussy all in one go.
7. 2016-10-27 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #27
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Great, now i feel bad you.

   
   I chuckled when I saw that pic.
8. 2016-10-27 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Oh man, this is the greatest thread. Enter turns gay, realizes no one likes him, and admits he is a massive pussy all in one go.

   
   
   And I could always be a cold hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
9. 2016-10-27 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   And I could always be a cold hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

   
   your wrist gets more and more limp with every post you make.
10. 2016-10-27 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    And I could always be a cold hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

    
    If you truly believe TLN is heartless, you might do well not giving him more rocks to hurl at you.
11. 2016-10-27 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #31
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    Getting turned down by a gay man is worse than getting turned down by a black woman or a fat white woman. Gay men have the lowest standards and will fuck almost any man.
12. 2016-10-27 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    . Gay men have the lowest standards and will fuck almost any man.

    
    Did someone tell you that?
    
13. 2016-10-27 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Did someone tell you that?

    
    I think it comes from experience.
14. 2016-10-27 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #34
    ArmsMerchant Houston

    Did someone tell you that?

    
    I'm 83 years old and can get more gay dick than Enter can.
15. 2016-10-28 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #35
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.google.com/search?q=time+in+australia
    
    *Leans forward with anticipation*
    
    Enter, you should go on a killing spree like they did at the Bataclan.
16. 2016-10-28 at 11:12 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Great news!!! :) Asked out a girl and she said yes! :D At the concert right now, having heaps of fun!
    
    Oh and in case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic.
    
    I didn't end up going. Said I was sick. Now I get to pay for 2 tickets to a show that I didn't even go to. I'm depressed as fuck, and I think I've given up on trying to be involved in this world.
    
    Not just because I couldn't find someone to go with, but mainly for this exchange with my friend at work, who said he would ask out one of his sluts for me:
    
    Me: Did you ask her out for me?
    Friend: Yeah, she said it was weird because she didn't know you.
    Me: Oh...
    Friend: So she asked what you looked like, and I sent her a photo. Then she replied, "no thanks".
    Me; ...why the fuck would you tell me that?
    Friend: lol I dunno
    
    So it turns out I'm ugly.
    
    Yeah, I give up. Just gonna sit in my room 24/7 from now on.
17. 2016-10-28 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm canceling my gym membership.
18. 2016-10-28 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Great news!!! :) Asked out a girl and she said yes! :D At the concert right now, having heaps of fun!
    
    Oh and in case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic.
    
    I didn't end up going. Said I was sick. Now I get to pay for 2 tickets to a show that I didn't even go to. I'm depressed as fuck, and I think I've given up on trying to be involved in this world.
    
    Not just because I couldn't find someone to go with, but mainly for this exchange with my friend at work, who said he would ask out one of his sluts for me:
    
    Me: Did you ask her out for me?
    Friend: Yeah, she said it was weird because she didn't know you.
    Me: Oh…
    Friend: So she asked what you looked like, and I sent her a photo. Then she replied, "no thanks".
    Me; …why the fuck would you tell me that?
    Friend: lol I dunno
    
    So it turns out I'm ugly.
    
    Yeah, I give up. Just gonna sit in my room 24/7 from now on.

    
    You asked your friend to ask out a girl who you dont even know? Shit man. I am genuinely starting to feel bad for you. I think you may actually not be trolling.
    
19. 2016-10-28 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
20. 2016-10-28 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'm canceling my gym membership.

    
    Now that made me sad.