I completely forgot I went on a date with a stacey last year.

1. 2018-01-14 at 9:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She was attractive, intelligent, and sophisticated.
   
   But I hated her. I still fucking hated her. Talking to her was fucking torture, even though she was smart. I can't have a good convo if I'm not able to make sexist and racist jokes, and talk about drugs and serial killers.
   
   As for her attractiveness; meh. Nothin' I couldn't get with a prostitute or imaginative jerk off session.
   
   I just have no desire for a girlfriend at all. I will die alone.
2. 2018-01-14 at 10:07 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   
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3. 2018-01-14 at 10:08 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Enter I just have no desire for a girlfriend at all.

   
   You aren't the only one apparently.
4. 2018-01-14 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by HTS You aren't the only one apparently.

   
   You are not a girl.
5. 2018-01-14 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by D4NG0 You are not a girl.

   
   You're a fucking moron who can't spell "literally", so... I'm not taking your word on this.
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6. 2018-01-14 at 10:23 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by HTS You're a fucking moron who can't spell "literally", so… I'm not taking your word on this.

   
   You're a fucking moron who literally can't tell the difference between literally and literary.
   
   Chicks don't have dicks.
7. 2018-01-14 at 10:26 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by D4NG0 You're a fucking moron who literally can't tell the difference between literally and literary.

   
   Oh my gosh, just stop already. You're embarassing yourself. People who can't admit when they're wrong are the cringiest thing ever.
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8. 2018-01-14 at 10:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Oh my gosh, just stop already. You're embarassing yourself. People who can't admit when they're wrong are the cringiest thing ever.

   
   Pretty sure he's trolling; nobody can be that egotistical or stupid.
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9. 2018-01-14 at 10:28 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by Enter Pretty sure he's trolling; nobody care be that egotistical or stupid.

   
   Ugh... you're probably right. Nobody could be this monumentally thick.
10. 2018-01-14 at 10:29 AM UTC

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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    LOL the irony is killing me.
11. 2018-01-14 at 10:43 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by HTS Ugh… you're probably right. Nobody could be this monumentally thick.

    
    astronomical girth
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12. 2018-01-14 at 10:57 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
13. 2018-01-14 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by HTS Oh my gosh, just stop already. You're embarassing yourself. People who can't admit when they're wrong are the cringiest thing ever.

    
    Dicks aside. "Oh my gosh" Is a pretty girly thing to say so i'll take it.
14. 2018-01-14 at 6:32 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Chicks don't have dicks.

    
    
    
    chick.
15. 2018-01-16 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Looks like fucking trannie Michael J Fox
16. 2018-01-16 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    HTS who has a bigger dick, you or scron?