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-FAMOUS CALIFORNIA HELLS ANGEL METH CHEMIST vs CLANDESTINE LSD SPACE COOK-
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2016-01-25 at 10:37 PM UTCThese are real emails from the past week between me and the REAL LIFE WALTER WHITE vs me the real life Walter wut
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2016-01-25 at 10:37 PM UTCFIRST EMAIL SENT TO ME----Hiya, XXXX. What was it, benzaldehyde? And you can’t get that? And almond oil contains it? And you don’t know how to get the 5% impuities out? Find a ‘laboratory identification of unknown organic compounds flow sheet’ online. I detect a Leukart-Wallach reaction coming. Where is your nitroethane? You know you need to produce P2P from the benzaldehyde, not reduce to amphetamine, or that won’t ever be meth, and it will never be rectified meth anyway, right?
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2016-01-25 at 10:38 PM UTCMy reply: HA!!! your slow ass really thinks I'm wasting my precious drums of benzaldehyde and doing... WHAT?! with the Nitro.. I don't know if you know this son but here in Fargo N. Dakota we LOVE our TOP FUEL dragsters and backyard rockets so sorry but THAT DRUM is reserved for when my daughter can walk, set off rockets and build OXYGEN>NITROUS engines for her RC cars. But anyways what I DO use it for is to mix in about 100 55 gallon drums with a certain strain of yeast (I'll never tell you) some nutrients like ammonium phosphate and my secret formula and hook it all up to air pumps for about a 10% conversion to L-PAC and a bunch of benzyl alcohol which gets recycled. L-PAC is reduced at a rate of 1kg/week. I will sell you the pictures and specifics for $10,000 in bitcoin
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2016-01-25 at 10:38 PM UTCHis reply---- Want to be well-versed in the art? You will. The internet can and will eliminate the need to go to college for this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leuckart_reaction R2 is H in an aldehyde. Stop at that #2 intermediate and reduce to the ketone. Aw, that’s wrong. R2 does not change to methyl in any part of this. It’s good as a lead-in to the idea of a seven-carbon skeleton being extended to a nine-carbon. Googling, Players: C6H5- PHENYL C6H5CH3 TOLUENE C6H5CH2- TOLUYL C6H5(C=O)H BENZALDEHYDE MDC6H5(C=O)H PIPERONAL CH3CH2NO2 NITROETHANE 4 and 6, to get that synth, note: the MD is the 3,4; I can’t go around my ring unit linerarly, this bridge is fused on, so the power of this formula notation is limited. “Methylenedioxy†is its name. C6H5CH=CH2 STYRENE Googling nitrostyrene at 10:30 am, http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/amphetamine.reduction.html
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2016-01-25 at 10:39 PM UTCMy reply: Okay I'll admit it I never cooked a crank in my life but that doesn't mean I aint no cook and I sure as hell am not a crook. First of all you seem totally oblivious to the fact that the numbers I just gave you were for a few drums not the entire WAREHOUSE which means you will never know how many drums or how much L-PAC we get. It doesn't matter anyways because Oxygen, Light, Heat and just looking at the stuff makes it start to decompose. The solution?, we don't separate anything just like cooking beer you do it in a few large vats and reduce it with the yeast, reduce the benzyl alcohol with the yeast and L-PAC for a crude sludge, lots of TAR crude we call it NORTH DAKOTA CRUDE boy and its black fucking GOLD we sell a barrel for about $60k because once the chemist cooks it it becomes worth 120$k and costs me maybe $3000 plus whatever I pay for a 10gallon drum... Every week. We also make and sell hydriodic acid, mercuric chloride, methylamine, pyridine, 88-0-0 (anny or anhydrous AA for those In the know), Piperine (pest B gone), Benzaldehyde (cherry farm waste) Ergot. You name it we sell it. Every farm in america has most of this stuff. And I get my piperonal from insecticides, Euganol, METHYL VINYL Ketone, catechol route... $1million in BTC for that one.. We are working on optimizing it for the dutch mega cooks so a donation would be appreciated
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2016-01-25 at 10:40 PM UTCHis reply: Miskinis advertises in the chem magazine you always get for free in the era 1980-1985 as ‘Safe-Lab’, but his location of drums of ephedrine and sundry parts is called ‘RJM Laboratories’, and it has a North Hollywood outlet as well as the Santee outlet, but the DEA takes care of those. The DEA takes care of Chem Lab, Inc. due to a 50-lb batch running in a storage unit belonging to the owner, but they don’t raze the storefront, so the employees are selling chems at a slight discount for awhile. Chem Lab specializes in beaucoup quantities of benzyl cyanide and the place in Placentia reeks of it. It smells good, floral. I own some heliotropin, isn’t that a nice name, 500g, which smells like vanilla, only better, for a spell, but never to incorporate it into a molecule, as we were hankering to turn out MMDA if we were anybody, at one time. It works for some. It is 3,4- methylenedioxybenzaldehyde, aka piperonal, not to be confused with piperidine, pyrrole, anthracene, aniline, which basically reek toward carcinogenesis and make PCP. I am generalizing. There must be things that smell good and give you cancer, and you have to pull your head away before you get it. I am going to pull my head out of my ass and go parent, but I’ll come back to this. I have to tell what happens at Calbiochem.
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2016-01-25 at 10:40 PM UTCMy reply: I've always enjoyed the smell of gasoline which my mother said would give me brain cancer but here I am years later cooking nitrous oxide in a 2L bottle with drain cleaner and urea and huffing the fumes. All I can say about PCP is that If the insecticide industry uses 1000gallons of piperonal for a single run and breaking it Down to create a certain ALDEHYDE (used in the perfume Industry) to trick the insects into not wanting to eat crops THERE IS AN EASY WAY TO MAKE THIS STUFF AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SAFROLE.. like k said MVK methyl VANILLIN ketone... Heliotropin the ORDER A RAILCAR BEFORE SOMEONE BUSTS THE PERFUME FACTORY.. guess who sold the railcar?. The idea is always sell 100x profit and all you pay is the feedstock and the drum, railcar.. This is how DuPont and the gas/oil industry does it and this is how I do it
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2016-01-25 at 10:41 PM UTCHis Reply: Who are you? I’m the one sitting in a 2 million dollar house collecting royalties. I wrote the songs that make the whole world sing. Do your new songs contain D-phenylalanine. It will never go schedule 2. It’s nutriswe
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2016-01-25 at 10:41 PM UTCMy reply: The ozzies hate it but those fake ass cold pills can easily bee reduced to adrenaline and further refined into Ozzie ICE aka 4-MAR 4methylaminorex
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2016-01-25 at 10:41 PM UTCHis Reply: I’m ashamed. Ha ha ha, so true. You don’t need a fume hood. If you do it right you’re facing acid gas fumes, meth fumes, acetone fumes…that’s about it. Of course, there are traces of poisons, nobody lives forever, but, it is not the gold standard, which’d be MPP+. This in the atmosphere caused a chemical Parkinson’s Effect. You need gloves, a certain kind of smock (not polyester), respirator, work boots,safety glasses, face shield (there’s caustic fumes, too), and it all fits in a cardboard box in the trunk of your car. I wouldn’t make it in the car. There were 2,000 labs busted in Indiana last year, and only 200 in California. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPTP
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2016-01-25 at 10:42 PM UTCMy reply: I get all kinds of emails from people who cook all kinds of shit in some very expensive vehicles and it only proves that america is the most innovative nation in history. I cook LSD on space stations so dont tell me about supplies and scarcity, or how to properly handle fumes and the atmosphere LOL. 1pound of meth = 3 pounds of toxic waste aint shit compared to 750,000,000 small needles from American space project FORD WEST
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2016-01-25 at 10:42 PM UTChis Reply: Hey, you know what…after reading all the stuff you posted..hate this fuck that…you all have pretty good cook preps but the shit that will keep ya up the longest…when i was 13 my friends and i got 3 cans of raid…one section of chain fence…jumper cables and a everlast car battery…spray all three cans on the fence…hook the battery up and wait about 5 mins…3 pounds of dope…but we wer bored ass fuck…this is a terrible but quick way to get high…dumb as fuck..wish i never did it but one line…4 days…but no one Should do this…NO ONE..i had a stroke and can’t remember half my life but i was up for 11 days..freaked out, beat my gf, hit my ma, wrecked the car, got maced and tazd by a cop and hurt him…tried tearing my arm off in the holding cell and ripped two off my fingers off on my left hand in the holding cell..also bit a quarter of my bottom lip off…fuck dope, fuck anyone who tries to cook or anything to get high off of it and no one should ever try or abuse it at all..i was 13 and learned that fucking shit…I’m 23 now and regret every step of i
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2016-01-25 at 10:43 PM UTCMy reply: Lol I'm only 22 and ive made a few hundred gallons of HI acid for local cooks and a few hundred pounds ephedrine and blew up the lab, got nothing left so I'm of the opinion no matter how much one can create drugs will always DESTROY. Oppenheimer had a similar world view with his creations
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2016-01-25 at 10:43 PM UTCHis Reply: “Easy†is as if someone were convinced you could get meth from Vick’s Inhalers. You can and you can’t. You can get levo-dope, which tastes like the biologically active drug, but doesn’t get you high. This type of experimenter, or Proclaimer, or authority, is similar to the kind of a guy who Tasers himself to “test†the Taser. All phases of dope-making are currently harder. That’s the DEA’s job. The CIA has a method I have not gone into, but it stopped at P2P, and P2P is a bust. The HIRP method is aka the “odorless processâ€. Success, btw, has a downside. When you go on trial, you seem like a plague or an epidemic, or a sophisticated, career criminal, so, to get the ladies before you have to go do time, cultivate that Snidely Whiplash laugh: “Ooh-ooh￾ooh-ooh-ah-ah-a
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2016-01-25 at 10:43 PM UTCMy reply: Actually levo-meth as you call it can be refined into P2P (CIA process was me) why is P2P a bust? Do you remember North Dakota black gold?? That why the bikers buy this shit.. They are also privy to Formic Acid (from ant venom) And Cylinders of Methylamine from UV degradation of Nicotine AKA the space station method. HIRP evility can be offset by purchasing 100 gallons of KH3PO3 and mixing with Hcl and H2O2, potassium iodide and ephedrine (from L-Pac not pills). Everything is liquid so when someone bangs on the door and its not the secret knock you crank a valve, the bung opens and drains everything into the local water supply to be dealt with by some pissed off water treatment engineers SORRY BOYS I was gonna smoke the stuff and pour the phosphorus waste in my farm field BLAME THE DEA NOT ME
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2016-01-25 at 10:44 PM UTCHis Reply: Get a boiler, called a “Hot Shotâ€. Superheat the dry steam if you want to (I didn’t). Get a complete rxn apparatus in 24/40. Get a heating mantle and a Variac. Go on up into spherical joints and get a Rotovap, and try these things out around the house. Make coffee with your Buchner funnel, your enhancement flask, your ring stand, your clamp, your vacuum adapter, your water aspirator. And, it isn’t on you. They don’t sell equipment that works worth a damn. You have to yell at the manufacturers. Never praise them. Dollars are your praise. I can’t find the excellent venturi aspirator I used to have, and those metal ones don’t work. I can’t find a teflon watch glass. It is only used to get high with. The reconstituted dope beads up in it. Never skip the crystallization step. It’s not actually a step. #1 is one-step. Nothing can be easier or faster. Take the pH of a solution you are neutralizing by removing a spl with a melting-point capillary turned around, no open ends. Don’t return it to the sol’n. Get a white ceramic well plate. Use cresol red, not pH strips. It lasts forever. Don’t put boiling stones in a liquid you are heating if it is already hot. Porcelein. There’s a fucking rock song by that name, am I right? Get large dispo gloves, and a box of dispo pipettes.
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2016-01-25 at 10:44 PM UTCMy reply: Clean Suzy, a 10L carboy, R310 refrigerant in a propane tank and sodium metal from 100pounds of pearled lye.
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2016-01-25 at 10:45 PM UTCHis Reply: ell them they can have it cheap, fast and good. Pick any two. One unifying concept is to understand that reactions take place in liquids; the product starts out liquid, you have to change it to a solid, stuff like that. Stuff like: water is part of it. Iodine and red phosphorous will sit there as a dry mixture and evolve great quantities of gas, i.e. explode, when you put water on it. Does great heat ruin the delicate chemistry of chemicals? Is this poison gas detectable by passers-by? was it expensive? Do I need it to be somewhere else? Oh yeah: at the top of the condenser used for reflux is a gas scrubber, made out of a two-hole stopper going in to a bent adapter, and the drip-tip of same leading back to the drain, with the water going up from the bottom condenser, so it’s coldest when the hot gas passes inside the water jacket, because the hot gas is watery and the water condenses but the HI gas doesn’t. think of all the ways ephedrine, iodine, water, and red phosphorous could be combined and in what proportions. The water jet from the top condenser is run into and area where it picks up the gas from the bore of the condenser. A glass tube is cut with a triangular file, practice. Make a small scratch, place your thumbs on either side of the scratch, push suddenly away, fire polish the ends. Don’t push with the web of your thumb on a bent pc of glass, use glycerine to wet it. Pick up a huge supply of corks and rubber stoppers and blowpipes and alcohol lamps and keep them in a thing with labelled bins. Screw this thing to the wall. Loan me some of your
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2016-01-25 at 10:45 PM UTCMy Reply: Dry chemicals cost money, and WHATS THE DEAL WITH RED PHOSPHORUS??? never seen it in a lab in my damn life. I used to work at a phosphorus rock mine and after enough corporate espionage sleuthing I learned no such form of phosphorus was to be found anywhere in 1000 miles since 1949. What you really want is HI acid made from phosphoric acid or maybe potassium phosphite or perhaps you could leave urine and bones in the sun to make some of that sweet organic white phosphorus. BTW the best way to get MBRP is to be the MYTHBUSTERS when they used an entire skid /pallet of match heads from China and threw the books w/ striper strips away WHOA!!!!. As a famous Australian AA chemist once said "the only RP method worth a shit uses a 50L flask and still isn't worth it" and he's fucking right. LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID P2P distill LIQUID mercury LIQUID aluminum BOOM gold.. Its like alchemy .. Black gold.
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2016-01-25 at 10:46 PM UTCHis Reply: phosphonofluoridates Those are your sarin. I recalled them as ‘flurophosphonates’, Google offered ‘phosphofluoridates’; I didn’t take it. I just Googled, ‘sarin chemical name’, and the correct nomenclature appeared. You take that name, now, these are fifty-dollar words, so consider why someone would pay that kind of money for a word. But, mainly, here in the chem lab, we always spell fluorine like it has the flu, not like “thoughtâ€, or like all the other words. This one is spelled opposite to all the rest. “Fluorescence†as well will take the spelling. Everyone is acting on the information they possess. They all have some. When you possess chemicals, you risk being in possession of weapons, drugs, poisons, and the prosecutors will have a field day with that, just to let you know. I think trying to protect an illegal lab with a gun is worth about twice what the lab alone is. We figure why not do the lab thing twice for the same amount of time. That’s if nobody gets hurt. If you say “Rabbit’s going to get his someday soonâ€, and Rabbit gets offed, you can get a lot of time. These are ground rules. If you have the ricin, and you get sick from making it, that is one person who got hurt, and you are not “nobodyâ€. You are BILLINGHURST (if you’re me), and you will read that name a lot if indicted, all in capitals that way, saying he proceeded to do this, on or about the day in question, until you say to yourself, “They ought to hang this guyâ€. Your Sarin, or nerve gases, are given plenty of coverage here on the internet, but the serious work is done in libraries. I like Beilstein, Chem Sources, Science Citation Index, Organic Syntheses, JACS, CA, and it takes considerable time and you can come up empty. At UCSD we had a book in Special Collections, either one on just nerve gases, or one on that and another one with bat bombs, incendiary notebooks, by Fieser, the developer of many rather nasty weapons (for a good cause, I’m sure).