How would you wash your hands if you touched something really nasty?

1. 2018-01-14 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The top grossest and most horrificaly gross thing/substanced you could've touched with your bare hands: you just did. Now how would you wash them?
   
   I might pour bleach into a large bowl and submerge them for over 10 straight minnutes.
2. 2018-01-14 at 3:55 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   I make a point to wash my hands regularly throughout the day regardless. I could lie and say it's because I'm very hygienic but if a nigga wanna know the truth it's because I don't like my steering wheel/laptop/IPhone getting greasy/dirty with other foods because I obviously place the cleanliness of my material possessions above my own health.
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3. 2018-01-14 at 3:56 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   with soap and warm water.
4. 2018-01-14 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RestStop I make a point to wash my hands regularly throughout the day regardless. I could lie and say it's because I'm very hygienic but if a nigga wanna know the truth it's because I don't like my steering wheel/laptop/IPhone getting greasy/dirty with other foods because I obviously place the cleanliness of my material possessions above my own health.

   
   I'm like that too. I'm not afraid of germs just don't like the feeling of my dry nut / chicken grease on my hands and belongings..
   
   I probably wash my hands more than I should though, when it gets cold out between that and constantly walking my hands get cracked and I need to bust out moisturizer.
5. 2018-01-14 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yo I totally feel reststop.
   
   My personal "destroy it all" hand wash is to turn the water on as hot and fast as it can go, then scald my hands for a good 20-30 seconds and scrub thoroughly under the running faucet. Then I apply soap from a squirt bottle (I use my wrist/forearm to pump, so I don't get the "gross essence" onto the soap bottle), lather thoroughly and again, scald my hands under the hot water, then repeat one more time. I dry my hands with my hair dryer, then I apply hand sanitizer with alcohol in it to give my skin that dry feeling, which I associate with cleanliness.
   
   At this point, any and all germs and scents should have been eliminated thoroughly.
6. 2018-01-14 at 4:42 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   ^ That's obviously psychological compensation from having wiped your ass with your left hand all those years.
7. 2018-01-14 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice ^ That's obviously psychological compensation from having wiped your ass with your left hand all those years.

   
   I've used water+paper towels for wiping ever since I can remember. In Pakistan and much of the middle East, they have little showerheads to wash your ass with, I use those as a jet to knock off the bulk of the doodoo, then wipe with 2 squares, stacked and then folded in half.then enclose the wiped surface with another fold and then give it one last scrub with the water blasting my butthole. This way I remain 100% clean.
8. 2018-01-14 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   The same way I react to admins abusing power.