Takin' a shit while looking at women.

1. 2016-05-20 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I'm watchin' videos on my phone while sittin' on the toilet, it's always awkward for me when shit's coming out at the same time a hot woman is on the screen. Like, I don't have much respect for women anyway, but to have my shitting sensation combined with my arousal sensation... it's feels fuckin' dirty and wrong.
2. 2016-05-21 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   I always shit after I jerk off. Cumming really helps me shit
3. 2016-05-21 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #3
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   After i've been in prison, I can proudly take a shit in front of anyone without giving a shit.
4. 2016-05-21 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I thought Arms is dead who the hell is this^^^ guy?
5. 2016-05-22 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Arms isn't actually dead lol, but that ain't the real arms.