Why does this forum suck so much?

1. 2016-01-13 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I forgot my passwords because I made the accounts while drunk, and this shithole site won't fucking email me the account information. So I gave up and made a new account. I've been using more or less the same account names since 2006… it felt like time for a change. A new identity for a new person. You know?
   
   And no I'm not going to man up. I did that already.

   
   I'm so bad at telling who people used to be on Zoklet/totse by their new handles/posting style, can you give me a hint? Do you like cake? The cake may or may not be a lie, YMMV.
2. 2016-01-13 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Nevermind i know already <3
3. 2016-01-13 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Please continue…

   
   I'd give you the highlights of my totse career, but I was a kidiot for a long time and I want to earn your respect.
4. 2016-01-13 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   lewl
5. 2016-01-13 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This forum SUCKS SO MUCH because MYSTERIOUS GAYS keep coming here under NEW IDENTITIES trying to PLAY GAMES with our EMOTIONS but we are simply EXHAUSTED and have no TIME for such SHENANIGANS. There are too many UNKNOWN, MASKED MARAUDERS, LURKING among this VILLAGE.
6. 2016-01-13 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This forum SUCKS SO MUCH because MYSTERIOUS GAYS keep coming here under NEW IDENTITIES trying to PLAY GAMES with our EMOTIONS but we are simply EXHAUSTED and have no TIME for such SHENANIGANS. There are too many UNKNOWN, MASKED MARAUDERS, LURKING among this VILLAGE.

   
   You know you really ruin moments when you type like that, right, mmQ?
7. 2016-01-13 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My wrestling name is literally 'The Ruiner.'
8. 2016-01-13 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Use your main account, Rodent.

   Hahaha, I haven't logged in for, well since I don't recall, and you are still jumping at my shadow. Top kek there Willy.
9. 2016-01-13 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #29
   LiquidIce Houston

   Were it tears of nostalgia or tears of STFU we know already? Kek.

   
   Nostalgia. I can't fucking believe I've gotten so old.
10. 2016-01-13 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I can't fucking believe I've gotten so old.

    
    
11. 2016-01-14 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    …won't fucking email me the account information…

    
    I guess we'll have to chalk that one up to Lanny's shortsightedness. When he turned off the verification on the registration process, he inadvertently disabled password reset requests, because if there's no verified e-mail account in the database, there's nothing to authenticate the user for a password reset request and nowhere to send it.
12. 2016-01-14 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I guess we'll have to chalk that one up to Lanny's shortsightedness. When he turned off the verification on the registration process, he inadvertently disabled password reset requests, because if there's no verified e-mail account in the database, there's nothing to authenticate the user for a password reset request and nowhere to send it.

    
    Typical!
    
    Seriously though, Lanny seems like a decent admin. I'm sure things will get running smoothly one day. Simple mistake, slightly more complicated fix! I'm sure everything will work out for the best. :)
    
    
13. 2016-01-14 at 8:55 AM UTC

    #33
    LiquidIce Houston

    <iwe all know that feel image>]

    Awwww, shit, that made me feel better.