do you think your life will ever get better

1. 2018-01-09 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws There’s no way you spent 20+ years as an advertising executive in the Middle East, plus what you spent in school, plus the last few years “retired” posting on cucklet and NIS and not be at least 42

   
   I only retired in 2014 MATE
2. 2018-01-09 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let’s do the math. Assuming you graduated school at age 18 and didn’t have any higher education, spent 20 years in the Mid East, and 4 years “retired”. You’re 42 mate.
3. 2018-01-09 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But what do u think about UCF’s team this year
4. 2018-01-09 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon First, that's not true AFAIK. IIRC Men sexually peak in their 20s. Women have the sexual peak in their late 30s.
   
   Second, I'm not talking about my sexual peak. My life is basically over.
   
   I have made my money and now I'm retired. Now I'm just chilling in Florida like a 65 year old jedi. Most likely, I'm going to find some girl to be my wife, have kids and live myself to death doing jack shit but whittling away at the days.
   
   I mean, it's comfort but I don't call that happiness. I don't know what would make me happy.
   
   Travel certainly isn't it, I've tried that but it's either kind of boring or masochistic (like retarded crackers who go to India and visit sweaty, disgusting shitholes because they think it's spiritual or some shit). There are some cool places but I've been to a lot of them already and there's nowhere I really have a pressing desire to go spend a year or so travelling through or living in. I go on little vacations but why would I go live for 5 months in Hong Kong or whatever? Makes no sense to me.
   
   I'm taking courses at UCF for fun (philosophy, history, classics etc) but I'm beginning to get tired of that. I'm trying hobbies like woodworking etc. It's okay, I have some fun. But the point is that I'm basically past my days in the sun.

   
   thats rad i wish I could travel, I guess though since you're doing well you should definitely have kids.
5. 2018-01-09 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I want you all to post a pic when you hit 50, so I can examine them.
6. 2018-01-09 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I want you all to post a pic when you hit 50, so I can examine them.

   
   You will be dead by then old man
7. 2018-01-09 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Let’s do the math. Assuming you graduated school at age 18 and didn’t have any higher education, spent 20 years in the Mid East, and 4 years “retired”. You’re 42 mate.

   
   Ayy lmao I figured it out: you still think I'm not Pakistani.
8. 2018-01-09 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Post your drivers license showing your age
9. 2018-01-09 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #29
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It already has and still is. I'm not homeless or addicted to heroin or clonazepam like I was early on in 2017, I've got a job and have been saving most of my money. Now I'm buying a car today and am moving into an apartment in a couple weeks where rent is only like $945 for a 2 bedroom, which I only have to pay half of.
10. 2018-01-09 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It already has and still is. I'm not homeless or addicted to heroin or clonazepam like I was early on in 2017, I've got a job and have been saving most of my money. Now I'm buying a car today and am moving into an apartment in a couple weeks where rent is only like $945 for a 2 bedroom, which I only have to pay half of.

    
    So really it’s a one-bedroom since you have a roommate. #poorlife
11. 2018-01-09 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #31
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So really it’s a one-bedroom since you have a roommate. #poorlife

    
    Well whatever. Less than $500 in rent, and my roommate is my cousin who I get along great with and have never had any problems.
12. 2018-01-09 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws But what do u think about UCF’s team this year

    
    Heupel knows what he's doing and how to make the best of less obvious talent. They had a ridiculously good 2017 and I think 2018 will be just as good.
13. 2018-01-09 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Well whatever. Less than $500 in rent, and my roommate is my cousin who I get along great with and have never had any problems.

    
    Just make sure you two don't get sick of each other and end up fighting over something frivolous.
14. 2018-01-09 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Heupel knows what he's doing and how to make the best of less obvious talent. They had a ridiculously good 2017 and I think 2018 will be just as good.

    
    So you don’t have anything to say about the fact that they went undefeated this season and didn’t get to go to a championship. And they only ranked #6, even though they beat Auburn, who beat both the championship teams earlier this season?
    
    You don’t go to UCF motherfucker. You just now googled the name Heupel. You’re a fraud!!!
15. 2018-01-09 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #35
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hey lsd what do you do for work?
16. 2018-01-09 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws You will be dead by then old man

    
    I guarantee you I will still be alive.
17. 2018-01-09 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So you don’t have anything to say about the fact that they went undefeated this season and didn’t get to go to a championship. And they only ranked #6, even though they beat Auburn, who beat both the championship teams earlier this season?
    
    You don’t go to UCF motherfucker. You just now googled the name Heupel. You’re a fraud!!!

    
    I already noted they had a ridiculous 2017. I am a middle aged man taking courses THERE, it's not like I'm a 20 year old fratbro whose entire identity is what college he's going to, I don't give a fuck about UCF. Plus I don't really care about handegg that much, I just bet on the jediball pools.
18. 2018-01-09 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If Falco tells you his secret he loses his powers
19. 2018-01-09 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If Falco tells you his secret he loses his powers

    
    If you make me say "bubs" backwards and minus the first B, I lose my powers
20. 2018-01-09 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #40
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Captain failcon, why did you retire in your thirties? Or are you disabled and you’re calling that being retired?
    
    What’s your nest egg, or how are you generating your retirement income?
    
    A man needs to work. It’s important to feel like we contribute in order to be happy. Get back to work, unless you can’t.