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do you think your life will ever get better
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2018-01-09 at 1:31 PM UTCi just feel like i'm sinking deeper and deeper into a black hole until im dead
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2018-01-09 at 1:36 PM UTCI sorta have to.
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2018-01-09 at 1:41 PM UTCyeah man
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2018-01-09 at 1:45 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 1:46 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 1:58 PM UTCSome day it's going to get better for all of us.
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2018-01-09 at 2:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter this is me and actor in 20 years:
https://youtu.be/zRBl0GPBm4o?t=1m12s
(i hope)
For a second before it skipped to 1m12s it played from the beginning and I thought it was the scene where the guy hangs himself and I just thought “lol classic enter” -
2018-01-09 at 3:51 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 3:55 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 4 PM UTCNo, I peaked years ago. It's all downhill from here, so I'm grabbing a toboggan and trying to have fun on the way down.
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2018-01-09 at 4:23 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 4:34 PM UTCHe’s admitted to being in his late forties
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2018-01-09 at 5:06 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 5:10 PM UTCWill any of you make it 50?
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2018-01-09 at 5:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Mid forties then:
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The word "colour" is part of British English. The word "tonne" or "kilogramme" is not present in US English keyboards, you dog fucker. Spending 2 decades working in parts of the world where everything is written a certain way does simply affect the way you write and expect things to be written, the same way it might affect your accent or the way you drive..
You are reaching harder than when you reach for dog cock.
Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you're telling me is that you're middle aged
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck you, lol. That's actually something I'm getting self conscious about. I've been pumping iron and doing shit tonnes of cardio to compensate but the greys are starting to come in.
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2018-01-09 at 5:18 PM UTCsome things never get better
like used cars and bad livers -
2018-01-09 at 5:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby aren't you under 30 though? Men tend to get wiser and reach their sexual peak in their mid 30's..
First, that's not true AFAIK. IIRC Men sexually peak in their 20s. Women have the sexual peak in their late 30s.
Second, I'm not talking about my sexual peak. My life is basically over.
I have made my money and now I'm retired. Now I'm just chilling in Florida like a 65 year old jedi. Most likely, I'm going to find some girl to be my wife, have kids and live myself to death doing jack shit but whittling away at the days.
I mean, it's comfort but I don't call that happiness. I don't know what would make me happy.
Travel certainly isn't it, I've tried that but it's either kind of boring or masochistic (like retarded crackers who go to India and visit sweaty, disgusting shitholes because they think it's spiritual or some shit). There are some cool places but I've been to a lot of them already and there's nowhere I really have a pressing desire to go spend a year or so travelling through or living in. I go on little vacations but why would I go live for 5 months in Hong Kong or whatever? Makes no sense to me.
I'm taking courses at UCF for fun (philosophy, history, classics etc) but I'm beginning to get tired of that. I'm trying hobbies like woodworking etc. It's okay, I have some fun. But the point is that I'm basically past my days in the sun. -
2018-01-09 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2018-01-09 at 5:23 PM UTCWhat do u think of that UCF team this year huh
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2018-01-09 at 5:24 PM UTC