Why are the names Jim and James used as the same?

1. 2018-01-09 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They're fuckin differemt.
2. 2018-01-09 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I guess originally they were calling him "Jam" but when you say it really fast it sounds like "Jim".
3. 2018-01-09 at 9:34 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's because James is two syllables, and people are too lazy to use the second syllable. It went from James, to Jame, to Jim. (Jam was already taken)
4. 2018-01-09 at 9:57 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's because James is two syllables, and people are too lazy to use the second syllable. It went from James, to Jame, to Jim. (Jam was already taken)

   
   
5. 2018-01-09 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's because James is two syllables, and people are too lazy to use the second syllable. It went from James, to Jame, to Jim. (Jam was already taken)

   
   You never learned to count huh?
6. 2018-01-09 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You never learned to count huh?

   
   Jame-ze
   
   Two syllables, Jack. What grade to you manage to make it to, in the end?
7. 2018-01-09 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Jam-ze
   
   Two syllables, Jack. What grade to you manage to make it to, in the end?

   
   lol you're so fucking funny
   
   why do i talk to you like you're not a troll
   
   its pronounced like "lames" or "maims".
8. 2018-01-09 at 12:14 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The "s" counts as a full syllable.
9. 2018-01-09 at 12:15 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Jame-ze
   
   Two syllables, Jack. What grade to you manage to make it to, in the end?

   
   Maybe two syllables when you walk around with testicles in your mouth.
10. 2018-01-09 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The "s" counts as a full syllable.

    
    Not according to my third grade grammar teacher. You must have had a remedial education.
11. 2018-01-09 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The "s" counts as a full syllable.

    
    I KNOW YOU'RE A TROLL BUT I'M ONLY GOING ALONG WITH THIS TO SEE HOW YOU'LL REPLY
    
    https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/james
12. 2018-01-09 at 12:22 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Syllable Counter & Word Count - WordCalc.com
    
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    Content: James
    
    http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php
13. 2018-01-09 at 12:29 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Syllable Counter & Word Count - WordCalc.com
    
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    Mean syllables per word 2.00
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    Content: James
    
    http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php

    
    w... what
    
    but that's... that's wrong though
    
    what the fuck is going on
14. 2018-01-09 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Syllable Counter & Word Count - WordCalc.com
    
    Statistics
    
    Word Count 1
    Syllable Count 2
    Character Count (betanumeric) 5
    Mean syllables per word 2.00
    Mean characters per word 5.00
    Whole Text
    Content: James
    
    http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php

    
    I just put in the word “Thames” and it said 1 syllable. This shit is broken as hell.
    
    I am pretty impressed though that you actually managed to find a resource that backed up your incorrect assertion so quickly. You are a fuckin Googling master
15. 2018-01-09 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I am pretty impressed though that you actually managed to find a resource that backed up your incorrect assertion so quickly. You are a fuckin Googling master

    
    lmao I know right, that's why I was so confused
    
    what are the chances
    
    the only explanation is spectral planned this troll in advance
    
    HE IS SO DEDICATED, IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
16. 2018-01-09 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter w… what
    
    but that's… that's wrong though
    
    what the fuck is going on

    
    I bet he hacked the website to make it say 2 syllables. Spectral is god
17. 2018-01-09 at 12:38 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    None of you stand a chance against the likes of me. Care for a caramel-coated/peppermint twizzle stick?
18. 2018-01-09 at 12:40 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I just put in the word “Thames” and it said 1 syllable. This shit is broken as hell.

    
    No, it doesn't say one syllable. It says two.
    
    Syllable Counter & Word Count - WordCalc.com
    
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    Character Count (betanumeric) 6
    Mean syllables per word 2.00
    Mean characters per word 6.00
    Whole Text
    
    Content: Thames
    
19. 2018-01-09 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How... how did you do that??
20. 2018-01-09 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's just splitting up the string based on vowels