Lanny should stop worrying and start loving blockchain

1. 2018-01-08 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Four steps
   
   1. Integrate javascript monero mining into the site, to exploit the userbase, drain their phone batteries and, more importantly, so Lanny can stop being a no-coiner.
   
   2. Switch from using Thanks to using Basic Attention Tokens, thereby monetising your audience.
   
   3. Go public with niggasin.space with a $3 billion initial coin offering.
   
   4. Invest ICO money in random shitcoin.
2. 2018-01-09 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Daily reminder that CPU mining is cancer
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   • aldra
3. 2018-01-09 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #3
   

   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   Coins are fundamentally flawed
4. 2018-01-09 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   At the end of the day, cryptocurrency only has value because it can be traded for cash
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   • HTS
5. 2018-01-09 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #5
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Heyyy props for the BAT mention.
6. 2018-01-09 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick At the end of the day, cryptocurrency only has value because it can be traded for drugs
   

   
   Fixed
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7. 2018-01-09 at 6:49 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick At the end of the day, cryptocurrency only has value because it can be traded for cash

   
   And drugs, stolen CCNs and association services. Honestly seems like a better way to back a currency thing bitch ass gold.
8. 2018-01-09 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Fort knox should start collecting meth and we can have the meth backed currency. That'd be dope.
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9. 2018-01-12 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   CPU mining isn't too bad when done with something like Monero.
   https://coinhive.com/#hash-rate
10. 2018-01-12 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Issue313 CPU mining isn't too bad when done with something like Monero.
    https://coinhive.com/#hash-rate

    
    It's also not too bad when you have a million zombies mining on CPU. So if you're gonna' fuck with JS facilitated mining of some crypto currency why not just make it a JS based dropper and be a real dick about it and download malware to all the visitor's machines to do the mining for you.
11. 2018-01-12 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Fort knox should start collecting meth and we can have the meth backed currency. That'd be dope.

    
    It is funny
12. 2018-01-12 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #12
    

    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Nah. Nobody should invest in a bank that's broke. That would be counter productive.
13. 2018-01-12 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    its only a matter of time before a high profile kidnapping for ransom involving crypto coins case
    
    triggers regulators to action.
14. 2018-01-12 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader its only a matter of time before a high profile kidnapping for ransom involving crypto coins case
    
    triggers regulators to action.

    
    That’s already happened lol. That happened like literally last week.
15. 2018-01-12 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    AND THEY PAID THE RANSOM
16. 2018-01-12 at 9:58 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws That’s already happened lol. That happened like literally last week.

    
    i said high profile.
    
    that one was not.
17. 2018-01-12 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader i said high profile.
    
    that one was not.

    
    He is the CEO of a major crypto exchange...
18. 2018-01-12 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #18
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws He is the CEO of a major crypto exchange…

    
    thats in ukraine.
    
    none gives a shit whats going in there, not even war.
19. 2018-01-12 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader thats in ukraine.
    
    none gives a shit whats going in there, not even war.

    
    Largest country in the world sure seems to give a fuck.
20. 2018-01-13 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #20
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Largest country in the world sure seems to give a fuck.

    
    yeah but they're neighbors.