holy fuck this is shit.

1. 2018-01-07 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   was meant to go to this party tonight but my friend who was going with me cancelled.
   
   do i still go? how the fuck do i have fun at this thing without my friend who was going to sit in the corner with me and make fun of all the normies? i can't do that by myself, i'll be a walking meme.
   
   
   
   guys should I go to this thing anyway? should I even... gulp... drink alcohol?
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2. 2018-01-07 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kill yourself
3. 2018-01-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also, go and introduce yourself to people, you autismo
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4. 2018-01-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Literally just talk. And if you don't want to drink, get some water in a cup or something and hold it. If I'm out and don't want to drink, I get a tonic and lime or something.
5. 2018-01-07 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #5
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   go later wen ppl r mashed and steal likker drink it in the park
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6. 2018-01-07 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LonelyRider LmfAo ENTER , love it.
   
   also i would appreciate your vote for my accounts to be turned back on. yours too craptain falcon!

   
   I don't give a fuck, faggot
7. 2018-01-07 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   guys i'm hyperventilating
   
   i know you all think i'm this cool, socialable, mentally stable guy but i really don't think i can go to this party by myself. :(
8. 2018-01-07 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #8
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   It's okay. Our expectations of you are so low, you can't possibly disappoint. Just go and try to enjoy yourself.
9. 2018-01-07 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by D4NG0 It's okay. Our expectations of you are so low, you can't possibly disappoint. Just go and try to enjoy yourself.

   
   you're just trying to make me feel better... :(
10. 2018-01-07 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #10
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker
    No, really. Our opinion of you can't get much lower. So relax and give it a try.
11. 2018-01-07 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    You're already a walking meme so you've got nothing to lose. Have fun and dog bless.
12. 2018-01-07 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    alright, I'm going, but i am NOT talking to any girls.
13. 2018-01-07 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #13
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Good idea. Just grab one by the throat and take her home with you. Chicks dig that.
14. 2018-01-07 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    haha complaining about going to a party by myself, and here i am making plans to go to fiji by myself
    
    weird. is that hypocritical? why am i fine with fiji but not a party?
15. 2018-01-07 at 5:08 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter alright, I'm going, but i am NOT talking to any girls.

    
    You don't have any choice in the matter
16. 2018-01-07 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #16
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I fucking hate parties, I'll never go if I can help it and I don't feel the least bit conflicted about it.
17. 2018-01-07 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I fucking hate parties, I'll never go if I can help it and I don't feel the least bit conflicted about it.

    
    if nothing good comes out of this, it'll seal the deal completely for me. no more parties.
18. 2018-01-07 at 7:45 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Literally just talk. And if you don't want to drink, get some water in a cup or something and hold it. If I'm out and don't want to drink, I get a tonic and lime or something.

    
    I agree with this cat. CapFal makes a stead point. stop finding blame in the game and project yourself as best as you can.
    
    
    Me personally.. I wouldn't go to that party in the first place. I don't trust people and hate everyone equally
    
    you're all traitors.
19. 2018-01-07 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #19
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Also, go and introduce yourself to people, you autismo

    
    This i never understood people that are afraid to go do things unless they have wingman/gf to accompany them.