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You're either standing or you're not

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you ever think about that that?
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I don't understand
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    Kinda. I guess I'd count standing to be wherever you are primarily separating yourself from the surface beneath you by using your legs. imagine standing against a wall that keeps moving further back, and you keep leaning back into it. At what point are you no longer standing? I'd say about after a 45 degree angle (ignoring friction)
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah probably at whatever point your legs aren't doing the majority of the... leg work.
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    Well I'm out standing
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Well I'm out standing

    You're gonna catch a cold. Come back in please.
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    Originally posted by mmQ You're gonna catch a cod. Come back in please.

    Well that's what the rod's for, innit?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Well that's what the rod's for, innit?

    Rod. Mr Belding's cooler brother.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Do you ever think about that that?

    Well sometimes you are crouching, jumping, falling, lying down, or fucking, ever think of that?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Well sometimes you are crouching, jumping, falling, lying down, or fucking, ever think of that?

    Those all fall into the two categories I addressed.

    And yes. Often.
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    Ok I’ll concede crouching could be called standing. But if your legs are not supporting your weight, and neither is your ass, then how do call that either standing or sitting. How about floating? If you’re in space? Huh??
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    'You're either standing or you're not.

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    Lol I dunno where I got sitting from. Probably cuz I’m sitting rn
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    To be fair, I'm having a hard time thinking of anything you couldn't define binarily if you wanted to.
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon To be fair, I'm having a hard time thinking of anything you couldn't define binarily if you wanted to.

    Well if you think about it the concept of standing is just something that our brain made up so there is no such thing as standing. Standing is an illusion. That’s what Obbe would say anyway LOL
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol I dunno where I got sitting from. Probably cuz I’m sitting rn

    Maybe it's an unintended psychological trick. I had wrote this thread title down on a note of paper like 3 years ago when I was fucked up on cough syrup, just came across it earlier tonight and admittedly also thought, what the fuck was I talking about? Standing or sitting??

    And then I even also literally thought of a person floating in space as something that defeats my stupid thought.

    Then I realized what I had actually said instead.

    True story.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon To be fair, I'm having a hard time thinking of anything you couldn't define binarily if you wanted to.

    autism
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    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe it's an unintended psychological trick. I had wrote this thread title down on a note of paper like 3 years ago when I was fucked up on cough syrup, just came across it earlier tonight and admittedly also thought, what the fuck was I talking about? Standing or sitting??

    And then I even also literally thought of a person floating in space as something that defeats my stupid thought.

    Then I realized what I had actually said instead.

    True story.

    you just keep garbage around in the same place for 3 years? what kind of conditions do u live in
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws you just keep garbage around in the same place for 3 years? what kind of conditions do u live in

    It was with a bunch of other of my random jots that I apparently at some point put in one of the pockets of my red and clear seven-pocket organizing folder, of which I randomly took a quick peek through earlier for fun.

    Also I have been featured in two season finales of Hoarders. Cash me ousside ahowabowadah?
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    Lol, I found some old "trip reports" from my teenage years on an old ipod touch, and some of them are hilarious. I'll have to post them next time I have it

    Unfortunately I left it at work so it'll have to wait at least until Monday
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