The alcohol thread

1. 2017-12-31 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #81
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
2. 2017-12-31 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How expensive is virtual booze?

   
   in FIVR you can drink nonstop 24/7 without any health issues or getting sick all for free
3. 2017-12-31 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I invented a drink
   
   I call it the East Coast Hotwire
   
   1 can Yuengling, 1 can White Claw (grapefruit), 2 shots of raspberry Smirnoff, and 1/2 a lemon, lightly squeezed.
4. 2017-12-31 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I invented a drink
   
   I call it the East Coast Hotwire
   
   1 can Yuengling, 1 can White Claw (grapefruit), 2 shots of raspberry Smirnoff, and 1/2 a lemon, lightly squeezed.

   You forgot a step.
   
   

   Show spoiler
5. 2017-12-31 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thinking about pouring some everclear in this here red Bull
6. 2017-12-31 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #86
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i dont drink anything thats not enhancementd thru a sock
7. 2017-12-31 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling i dont drink anything thats not enhancementd thru a sock

   
   So if I piss through a sock...
8. 2017-12-31 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #88
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   then i pore it down ur mums throat
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mashlehash, 
   • mmQ, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2018-01-01 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling then i pore it down ur mums throat

   
   I bet those mom jokes make the other boys on the playground mad.
10. 2018-01-01 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Had some nice wine last night
11. 2018-01-01 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #91
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Had some nice wine last night

    
    what kind?
12. 2018-01-01 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #92
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    if i just pissed in a glass wud u drink it wiv bits n all
13. 2018-01-01 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #93
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by bling bling if i just pissed in a glass wud u drink it wiv bits n all

    
    Remember to breathe in deeply, let the fumes of yesterday's urine c poo me over you.
14. 2018-01-01 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #94
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    then like make eher stand on her head and put a funnel from her pist into the funnel and it gone in her but
15. 2018-01-02 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet those mom jokes make the other boys on the playground mad.

    
    Dial 911 and don't take a shower, you got raped bitch
16. 2018-01-02 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #96
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dial 911 and don't take a shower, you got raped bitch

    
    Forgive me if I don't value your opinion on any matter whatsoever.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2018-01-02 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Forgive me if I don't value your opinion on any matter whatsoever.

    
    Didn't read
18. 2018-01-02 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #98
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't read

    
    You not only read it, it made you cry.
19. 2018-01-10 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume It's 11:31am and I'm gonna start drinking

    
    I just found out that Hikikomori-Yume drank himself to death after making this post. He died of alcohol poisoning before the new year.
    
    Let’s all have a moment of silence for Hikikomori-san.
20. 2018-01-10 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume in FIVR you can drink nonstop 24/7 without any health issues or getting sick all for free

    
    He finally went off the deep end you guys. He actually thought he was in a FIVR world (full immersion virtual reality) and just kept on drinking.