do not drink at parties etc.

1. 2018-01-01 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   drinking is for stupid faggots and women only. just look at these fucking retards:
   
   
   
   
   
   if you get drunk as well, you won't have any strategic advantage over anybody else. just pretend to be drinking to not ruin the vibe, like drink a water and say it's vodka or gin. then you can use your sobriety and clear-mindedness to extract information and sexual favors from the drunk people, but play it off like you're drunk as well.
   
   be the only one who doesn't drink. have full control!
2. 2018-01-01 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I AM ATTENDING THIS PARTY AT FULL EFFICIENCY
3. 2018-01-01 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter has no friends.
4. 2018-01-01 at 7:31 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   op is a troll
5. 2018-01-01 at 7:35 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny op is a troll

   
   HONK?! What about my OP is trollish? Don't I make a good point?
6. 2018-01-01 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Enter HONK?! What about my OP is trollish? Don't I make a good point?

   
   You know how autistic it sounds
7. 2018-01-01 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny You know how autistic is sounds

   
   
8. 2018-01-01 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   but i still make a good point.
9. 2018-01-01 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   drink orange juice with etizolam in it.
10. 2018-01-02 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic drink orange juice with etizolam in it.

    
    I used to dip a wet toothpick into a phenazepam vial then stir my whiskey with it, good times.