Spectral's made a funny post!

1. 2016-02-15 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No, no. The thermometer measures temperature. This one measures how gaping wide the asshole is. The more gaping it is, the more you know its ready.

   
   It's not even related to some 20 year old forum bullshit. I guess...
2. 2016-02-15 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #2
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   It's not even related to some 20 year old forum bullshit. I guess…

   
   Most of -Spectal's posts are funny, not that he intends them to be.
3. 2016-02-15 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Truth is, I just like to play along with you guys, but I'm actually a very knowledgeable, crafty, devious, evil villain. More crazy and dangerous than you could ever imagine. I'm clever, relentless, formidable, resourceful and wise. I can do things which others can't. I let you post here because I like most of you. So while you chuckle and grin, keep that in mind. It's always a two-way street, you know? But so far, you're doing just fine.
4. 2016-02-15 at 7:55 PM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   Truth is, I just like to play along with you guys, but I'm actually a very knowledgeable, crafty, devious, evil villain. More crazy and dangerous than you could ever imagine. I'm clever, relentless, formidable, resourceful and wise. I can do things which others can't. I let you post here because I like most of you. So while you chuckle and grin, keep that in mind. It's always a two-way street, you know? But so far, you're doing just fine.

   
   Glad to be of service to you, Spectral.
5. 2016-02-16 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I could have made a point of issue about the Totse traitor Psycho contamination, but I didn't. That could have been very, very messy and a bad thing for everyone. I haven't decided what to do with him yet.
6. 2016-02-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Truth is, I just like to play along with you guys, but I'm actually a very knowledgeable, crafty, devious, evil villain. More crazy and dangerous than you could ever imagine. I'm clever, relentless, formidable, resourceful and wise.

   
   Is this the rogue who will slay the dreaded Arnox Immordium?
   
7. 2016-02-16 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The way I see it, IntoSanctuary was a joke, run in a very amateurish, slipshod, hasty, thoughtless fashion. Just another lame clone hanging off Totse's tit. It deserved everything it got. Never mess with the Totse Army.
8. 2016-02-16 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #8
   Suicidal Fish Houston
   I didn't find it funny.
9. 2016-02-16 at 4:06 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I could have made a point of issue about the Totse traitor Psycho contamination, but I didn't. That could have been very, very messy and a bad thing for everyone. I haven't decided what to do with him yet.

   
   The only thing messy about it would have been your crudely woven web of lies. Faggot.
10. 2016-02-16 at 10:39 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    The only thing messy about it would have been your crudely woven web of lies. Faggot.

    
    Face the facts, you little history rewrite shitstick. You don't deserve any kind of consideration when it comes to free speech. You sat for months cowering behind your staff control panel, fucking with people's valid content just because it made you personally butthurt, fucking with their accounts for no reason, hanging off zok's nuts like a 10 year old schoolkid, desperate for some, any kind of validation. You suck, kid. But you're more of annoyance than anything else. A pest. A bothersome gnat. Most probably a fed, too. There's thousands of your ilk out there in this day and age. You're nothing special. But just remember, karma's a bitch. You'll get yours eventually. Mark my words.
11. 2016-02-17 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #11
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    Face the facts, you little history rewrite shitstick. You don't deserve any kind of consideration when it comes to free speech. You sat for months cowering behind your staff control panel, fucking with people's valid content just because it made you personally butthurt, fucking with their accounts for no reason, hanging off zok's nuts like a 10 year old schoolkid, desperate for some, any kind of validation. You suck, kid. But you're more of annoyance than anything else. A pest. A bothersome gnat. Most probably a fed, too. There's thousands of your ilk out there in this day and age. You're nothing special. But just remember, karma's a bitch. You'll get yours eventually. Mark my words.

    
    What do you think of me, -Spetral?
12. 2016-02-17 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you sat for months cowering behind your nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares and then you did this and did that and then I didn't do this but I could've and then you were like you did this, right, you totally did that behind the scenes and we're like we 'no' you didn't man and then that happened and then THAT happened and then something else happened and I killed myuself and you were a coward and you were about to make something happen but you couldn't because karma and omg I had seizure and you fell into the trap and finally Venus felt you out and so everyone was like yeah right you don't even know but the flower began to eat you and you stayed on the flower stem like no way man and it still ate you and we all felt it and our garden started to die and this eagle flew in and tried to pollinate the garden but the eale couldn't do it cuz it's an eagle and it had no hunny but it had a bee in his wing pocket so it TRIED to do it but it still didn't work beacuse the the eagle's pocket of wing hunny wasn;t enough and then you got made fun of and then we're like oh no whast's next what even? and we diieded.
13. 2016-02-17 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    <kidiot babble removed>

    
    You don't scare me.
    
14. 2016-02-17 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm pretty sure if I ever met Spectral on the skreetz of our great nations capital, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
15. 2016-02-17 at 5:49 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Face the facts, you little history rewrite shitstick. You don't deserve any kind of consideration when it comes to free speech. You sat for months cowering behind your staff control panel, fucking with people's valid content just because it made you personally butthurt, fucking with their accounts for no reason, hanging off zok's nuts like a 10 year old schoolkid, desperate for some, any kind of validation. You suck, kid. But you're more of annoyance than anything else. A pest. A bothersome gnat. Most probably a fed, too. There's thousands of your ilk out there in this day and age. You're nothing special. But just remember, karma's a bitch. You'll get yours eventually. Mark my words.

    
    Oh how i do appreciate the pedo reference there. Funny how you call me a liar(history rewrites) when you have been demonstrably the one that has lied the most about anything here. Including but not limited to your elite hacker skills. Don't make me haul out the proof old man. Other than that, let us assume for a moment everything you say about me is true, what makes you think anyone cares? If this is you trying to stay relevant in a community that by in large doesn't give a shit about you, you're doing a bad job at it.
    
16. 2016-02-17 at 12:23 PM UTC

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    Suicidal Fish Houston
    Can Sophie and Spectral please get a bedroom.
    
    You can smell the sexual tension a mile away.
17. 2016-02-17 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The niggasin.space meetup is being held in Ukraine where we will jump the cordon into the Chernobyl exclusion zone and play airsoft with members of the GSC s.t.a.l.k.e.r forums until military choppers come and arrest us all before we die of radiation poisoning
18. 2016-02-17 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Look at me, I'm chasing after dreams left in the storm
    What I am is all that really matters now
    The lies are gone
    The lies are gone
    All the lies are gone
    The lies are gone
    
    Tempting fate and losing
    Friends along the way I loved
    No regrets
    I'm standing
    With a needle in my heart
    Needle in my heart
    Needle in my heart
    Needle in my heart
    
    You'll never know
    My life means everything
    Still I scream
    Because there's nothing left to do until The End
    
    The world goes on
    With all that I've become
    And still I scream inside
    For all the pain I've taken hasn't changed
    
    Nothing's changed at all
    The truth is like a chain
    Heaven's calling me
    The place that I belong
    Killing pain
    Killing pain
    
    Close my eyes, a million faces get inside my mind
    Take a breath
    And fill my troubled soul with all mankind
    Killing pain
    Killing pain
    I'm killing pain
    Killing pain
    
    You'll never know, my life means everything
    Still I scream
    Because there's nothing left to do until The End
    
    The world goes on, with all that I've become
    And still I scream inside
    For all the pain I've taken hasn't changed
    
    The Man In Black
    I'm coming back
    To spew my evil hate
    My crown of horns and bloody thorns
    I'll dig up what you fear
    
    I am the shape that's in your room
    That watches over you
    I am the needle in your heart
    Your disillusioned god
    
    I am God, I am Fate
    I am all the sins you make
    Yeah, hate
    
    I am black, I am white
    I'm the blood upon the knife
    Yeah, hate
    
    Since time began, I made a vow to drag you underground
    To steal your soul of purity and watch you waste away
    I am pure
    I am right
    I'm the god that makes you fight
    Yeah, hate
    
    I am life
    I am death
    I will steal your final breath
    Yeah, hate
    
    I prey upon your broken dreams
    Your weakness gives me strength
    I'm laughing at your silent screams
    I'll crush you with my hate
    
    You take it all
    And face the fear that's here
    Until the silent screams leave you with no choice to carry on
    You'll never fall
    When all is said and done
    The only scream is here
    The journey never ends
    It's just begun
    
    The lies that never learned
    The needle in my heart
    And things will never change
    So every time I scream, I'm killing pain