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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You’re in Florida right, St. Augustine Distillery makes a good vodka.

    I'll definitely look it up, m8or8
  2. #62
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Captain Faggot just started drinking alcoholic beverages like, last year. Seriously. The fact that he drinks White Claw Hard Seltzer just shows what sort of effeminate "male" we're dealing with. A real sugar-footed queer.
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I drink to get rekt, not because I enjoy booze. I actually very much don't enjoy booze.
    You drink to forget you're a handsome and well tanned individual with a loose caboose.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Grimace Captain Faggot just started drinking alcoholic beverages like, last year. Seriously. The fact that he drinks White Claw Hard Seltzer just shows what sort of effeminate "male" we're dealing with. A real sugar-footed queer.

    Panthrax coerced his unsure friend from Totse to come to the United States, promised to put him up and help him out financially. Then, after Fuckbiscuit was already stateside, he left Fubi hanging because his wife told him she didn't like Fubi, leaving him without a home or much money in a foreign country where he didn't even have a working cell phone.

    That just shows what kind of a pussy whipped faggot we're dealing with here.
  5. #65
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Panthrax coerced his unsure friend from Totse to come to the United States, promised to put him up and help him out financially. Then, after Fuckbiscuit was already stateside, he left Fubi hanging because his wife told him she didn't like Fubi, leaving him without a home or much money in a foreign country where he didn't even have a working cell phone.

    That just shows what kind of a pussy whipped faggot we're dealing with here.

    Get the facts straight. He had a cell phone. We talked almost every day. He had more than enough money. The nigger saved forever to do his America trip. He went to go see Apric0t in California, posted up in his apt and lived like a king. That was his first stop. He also used a buncha heroin there. Next, he went to see purewhitepanda in Philadelphia and was also using the fuck out of heroin with him. I had to think about if I wanted a currently using H addict in my home to pressure me into getting some H for him and certainly for me. I chose not.

    Second, you're still a hard-seltzer type hard-queer.
  6. #66
    God damn someone should post a thread of who all the alts are on this site. I can’t keep up with this shit
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Grimace Get the facts straight. He had a cell phone. We talked almost every day. He had more than enough money. The nigger saved forever to do his America trip. He went to go see Apric0t in California, posted up in his apt and lived like a king. That was his first stop. He also used a buncha heroin there. Next, he went to see purewhitepanda in Philadelphia and was also using the fuck out of heroin with him. I had to think about if I wanted a currently using H addict in my home to pressure me into getting some H for him and certainly for me. I chose not.

    Second, you're still a hard-seltzer type hard-queer.

    You are a lying son of a bitch. Fuckbiscuit was trying his hardest to get clean and part of that was you offering him lodging in the US, and to help him out with staying clean. He basically doused every cent he had coming here with the intention of staying with you.

    And don't knock it till you try it, faggot. Speaking of which, how do you feel about getting your ass fucked?
  8. #68
    feeling hungvoer from yesterday should I save the beer for tomorrow (christmas day) or drink again tonight?
    this morning I felt pretty sikku
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume feeling hungvoer from yesterday should I save the beer for tomorrow (christmas day) or drink again tonight?
    this morning I felt pretty sikku

    Shotgun that shit faggot
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Shotgun that shit faggot

    you should shotgun your face
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume you should shotgun your face

    I'm working on it. But really, chug the fucking beer.
  12. #72
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Vodka isn’t a protected designation of origin product like champagne or bourbon.

    That true, but to segue a bit the whole "it has to be made in X" thing is fucking moronic. Especially bourbon. Imagine if you asked for a bottle of arrowhead water and a shop clerk gave you a bottle of of, uhh, aquafina water instead. And you slap it out of her hand and shout "IT WASN'T BOTTLED IN ARROWHEAD, ITS NOT REAL WATER! FUCK YOU IGNORANT WHORE!". That's the moral equivalent giving credence to these liquor original laws. It's amazingly well accepted given how retarded it is.

    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-12-25T09:04:00.083636+00:00
  13. #73
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    oh p.s. Panthrax, do you want the "Panthrax" username? I guess someone reg'd it to fuck with you but it's pretty obvious who's who at this point so you can have it if you want it.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by mmQ Urine idiot

    urine trouble now 🎵🎵🎵
  15. #75
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny That true, but to segue a bit the whole "it has to be made in X" thing is fucking moronic. Espescially bourbon. Imagine if you asked for a bottle of arrowhead water and a shop clerk gave you a bottle of of, uhh, aquafina water instead. And you slap it out of her hand and shout "IT WASN'T BOTTLED IN ARROWHEAD, ITS NOT REAL WATER! FUCK YOU IGNORANT WHORE!". That's the moral equivalent giving creedence to these liquor original laws. It's amazingly well accepted given how retarded it is.

    american flag. made in china.
  16. #76
    bling bling Dark Matter
    3 cans of cider wif a big fucoff cwe and i was throwin up at 3am lol
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Lanny That true, but to segue a bit the whole "it has to be made in X" thing is fucking moronic. Especially bourbon. Imagine if you asked for a bottle of arrowhead water and a shop clerk gave you a bottle of of, uhh, aquafina water instead. And you slap it out of her hand and shout "IT WASN'T BOTTLED IN ARROWHEAD, ITS NOT REAL WATER! FUCK YOU IGNORANT WHORE!". That's the moral equivalent giving credence to these liquor original laws. It's amazingly well accepted given how retarded it is.

    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-12-25T09:04:00.083636+00:00

    If you asked for Arrowhead by name, then you'd have every right to say "this is not what I asked for". You asked for arrowhead.
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If you asked for Arrowhead by name, then you'd have every right to say "this is not what I asked for". You asked for arrowhead.
    And I would have every right to laugh in your face.
  19. #79
    It's 11:31am and I'm gonna start drinking
  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume It's 11:31am and I'm gonna start drinking

    How expensive is virtual booze?
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