My Goat is Going to FUCK the Bleats Out of Captain Falcon.

1. 2017-12-23 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Goats around the world have had it up to the tips of their horns. No longer will they tolerate being sodomized by handsome and well tanned individuals. As an example to the rest of the substandard scum I have acquired, at great expense and with no small amount of bribery to US Customs officials, a trained top billy goat.
   
   At noon on Christmas day I will interrupt all scheduled programing world wide with a live broadcast of this goat fucking the bleat out of a trussed and helpless paki handsome and well tanned individual known to you as Captain Falcon.
   
   Let this be a rally cry to goats around the world. May the gods have mercy on his ass because the goat won't.
2. 2017-12-24 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   This is a faggot thread. Poor goat.
3. 2017-12-24 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Mash will not be happy about this.