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Anyone here believe in psychics?

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    when i was 16 went to a palm reader off derpadew street and 9th and the lady told us that we would always be together, I guess in a way she was right, but not the way I ever thought it would be.

    Dare to take the red pill fam?


    personally I believe in psychic powers in the way that you forsee some things that are just seem really probable and not really prophecy.

    when I was 16 I saw the show the apprentice once and didn't think much of it because i didn't care, 2 years later I took some acid and was walking downtown with a friend and I saw a limo driver all limo suited out just standing there, an older man and I imagined star spangle banners of wavves spilling of him and on to me and I had the feeling that donald trump would be be president because he looks like that and stands for that.

    a few weeks ago, I was at the beer store and this girl from the hood said, Hey doug I got a tattoo, and I said "what is it a stupid cross tattoo?" and she was like, "uh yeaaah.. and rolled up her sleeve and it was a stupid cross tattoo."

    Earlier today I took my friend to walgreens to pick up some wine and he was talking to this dude in the parking lot, a big fat guy with big hips and long hair and glasses and I said "hey aren't you that guy that works at dominos thats trying to be a woman?" and he said "lol no i dont have a job and he got in his car and drove off.

    My friend said "how did you know she was trying to be a woman" I slapped my friend and told her to not call him a her ever again.

    anyone else here psychic?

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    your going to pee sometime between lunch and dinner tomorrow.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader your going to pee sometime between lunch and dinner tomorrow.

    no im not because I only eat breakfast, you retard
  4. #4
    No way it's all fake.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I don't really understand why any "Psychic" needs a common man's $20, $50, or even $1,000 if they can know unknowable things. I'd be torturing souls into giving me the lottery numbers or telling me where large shipments of drugs are being hidden etc..

    People like Dynamo have a pretty good demon deal going on though they do cool ass tricks so their insane income is it's own cover.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by RestStop I don't really understand why any "Psychic" needs a common man's $20, $50, or even $1,000 if they can know unknowable things. I'd be torturing souls into giving me the lottery numbers or telling me where large shipments of drugs are being hidden etc..

    People like Dynamo have a pretty good demon deal going on though they do cool ass tricks so their insane income is it's own cover.

    becos they have sworn not to use their powers for excessive personal gains
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no im not because I only eat breakfast, you retard

    just becos you say it is doesnt mean it is
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I wish I was Criss Angel
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i did psychics and chemistry at school.



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    Sometimes I dream stuff that happens the next day
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    I know someone who does this for a living and she told me it's all fake.

    You are paying for entertainment, a show essentially. Read the laws about this stuff it's not like churches or religions it's all just smoke and mirrors
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash I wish I was Criss Angel

    derren brown tho



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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Pic? I don't know who it is.
  14. #14
    Psychics are hackfrauds

    Ghosts don't exist

    If something goes bump in the night, the thought that should scare you isn't the paranormal, it's niggers

    Nobody can tell the future except every financial analyst, and every other analysts is of course a liar.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Dud you read about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i did psychics and chemistry at school.

    i took psychics philosophy at school

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  17. #17
    I've had some weird experiences from childhood that were clearly supernatural. they still occur today. I have visioned future events. you can't force something of interest. it just happens as if the weather chooses to be what it's going to be and you sense it a few days ahead of time. you have either dreams or thoughts ahead of time. often when you're angered or sad.

    her voice channels in water. and in silence. a daughter of Lilith. known by many tribes since the dawn of man.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If something goes bump in the night, the thought that should scare you isn't the paranormal, it's niggers

    You said race doesn't exist.
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    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You said race doesn't exist.

    He's fickle like that.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You said race doesn't exist.

    It doesn't
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