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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because you are so fearful.

    The only reason I'm "fearful", is because Lanny can't hold his own in a conversation and needs to resort to backstabbing tactics and abuse of authority to "come out on top". I don't need any of that. I'm actually fearless, not fearful. Nothing scares me. If I suddenly met up, face-to-face, at night, under a pine tree, with a 12-foot bear, I would headbutt it at the waist so hard it would double over with its eyes bulging out, and then I'd double-fist slam it right in the nerve center of its spine, sending shivers of pain throughout its entire body. At that point, and before it could even regain its senses, I would deliver an upper cut blow so powerful, the bear would end up lodged in the uppermost branches of the pine tree, and then I would carry on in my errands as normal, unafraid as you please. Bears don't stand a chance against the likes of me. So, yeah, as you can see, you don't frighten me one bit, kid. Since I can take a grizzly in his prime, I can certainly take you.
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The only reason I'm "fearful", is because Lanny can't hold his own in a conversation and needs to resort to backstabbing tactics and abuse of authority to "come out on top". I don't need any of that. I'm actually fearless, not fearful. Nothing scares me. If I suddenly met up, face-to-face, at night, under a pine tree, with a 12-foot bear, I would headbutt it at the waist so hard it would double over with its eyes bulging out, and then I'd double-fist slam it right in the nerve center of its spine, sending shivers of pain throughout its entire body. At that point, and before it could even regain its senses, I would deliver an upper cut blow so powerful, the bear would end up lodged in the uppermost branches of the pine tree, and then I would carry on in my errands as normal, unafraid as you please. Bears don't stand a chance against the likes of me. So, yeah, as you can see, you don't frighten me one bit, kid. Since I can take a grizzly in his prime, I can certainly take you.

    tl;dr
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker tl;dr

    I read it in seven seconds. It was a fun post.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by mmQ I read it in seven seconds. It was a fun post.

    That's a fib.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel That's a fib.

    This is a fib.
  6. #26
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would headbutt it at the waist so hard it would double

    reminds me of one of my warning posters that you could injure your head and suffers concussions when you bang your head against the waist whose cock your sucking vigorously ....
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader reminds me of one of my warning posters that you could injure your head and suffers concussions when you bang your head against the waist whose cock your sucking vigorously ….

    Don't make me have to take care of you... if you know what I mean.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The only reason I'm "fearful", is because Lanny can't hold his own in a conversation and needs to resort to backstabbing tactics and abuse of authority to "come out on top". I don't need any of that. I'm actually fearless, not fearful. Nothing scares me. If I suddenly met up, face-to-face, at night, under a pine tree, with a 12-foot bear, I would headbutt it at the waist so hard it would double over with its eyes bulging out, and then I'd double-fist slam it right in the nerve center of its spine, sending shivers of pain throughout its entire body. At that point, and before it could even regain its senses, I would deliver an upper cut blow so powerful, the bear would end up lodged in the uppermost branches of the pine tree, and then I would carry on in my errands as normal, unafraid as you please. Bears don't stand a chance against the likes of me. So, yeah, as you can see, you don't frighten me one bit, kid. Since I can take a grizzly in his prime, I can certainly take you.

    Guys I’m pretty sure the real -SpectraL was killed several years ago and someone has just taken on his persona as like this long-running trolling gimmick
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've been this way since 1989. And you think you're going to stop me now? You guys don't stand a chance.
  10. #30
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Guys I’m pretty sure the real -SpectraL was killed several years ago and someone has just taken on his persona as like this long-running trolling gimmick

    what makes you so sure its homicide and not suicide ????
  11. #31
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to take care of you… if you know what I mean.

    no i dont.

    pls dont beat around the bush.

    i dont like bushes.
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been this way since 1989. And you think you're going to stop me now? You guys don't stand a chance.
    For 28 years you have not changed or grown. That's really sad. I now have pity for you.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Please stay on topic.
  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Please stay on topic.

    Or what?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or what?

    Or I'll label you a negative Nancy.
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or I'll label you a negative Nancy.

    Your labels have zero adhesive.
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