I want the DEA to pay me a visit

1. 2017-12-19 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I should order a pound of an lsd analogue just so I can experience them breaking down my door
2. 2017-12-19 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Order a kg of pure fentanyl from the shadiest Chinese vendor you can find on Alibaba and get it sent to a suspicious sounding fake name like Santa Claus or Easter Bunny
3. 2017-12-19 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should also hang yourself for maximum meme karma.
4. 2017-12-19 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'll pencil you in for sometime later this week, maybe the weekend, maybe not. Be on your toes.
5. 2017-12-19 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #5
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Just send them an email saying "The way that I play with the white you think a nigga be cookin' with flour."
6. 2017-12-19 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   LSD analogues aren't even illegal, there have been clearnet sites sending sheets internationally for years now. Just buy fentanyl, that will get them to pay you a visit
7. 2017-12-19 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Not analogues
   
   
   Lysergamide
8. 2017-12-20 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   COME ON YOU DIRTY ROMP ROASTERS