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TrumpScript, make programming great again!

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Features

    Our language includes several convenient features, perfect for any aspiring Presidential candidate including:
    • No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
    • All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
    • There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
    • Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
    • Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
    • Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
    • All programs must end with America is great.
    • Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
    • In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
    • TrumpScript boycotts OS X and all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal.
    • The language is completely case insensitive.
    • If the running computer is from China or Mexico, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
    • Warns you if you have any Communists masqeurading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system.
    • Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need.

    https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript

    Certainly switching to this tbh fam, who needs python when we have Trump?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh no
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