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  1. #1
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    bedbug/flea infestation.

    i once had this bedbug infestation that i got from sitting on a dirty couch in a hotel. took me a while to knew what it was becos i've never known or even heard of bedbugs, and how to deal with them.

    after learning that their parasitic blood suckers, i figure maybe i can get really drunk and let them suck my blood and be drunk and them i can catch them with ease. and i did. they all got really slow and i just stick them up with a piece of tape.

    in a few nights i managed to catch them all, with more funn than catching pokemon.

    also coughs and throat sores can quickly be healed by drinking. the trick is to drink just enough until you start to have alcohol breath while still being sober enough to function. or not.

    drinking can also increase stamina and endurance, increasing reps and prolonging exercise time.

    what else ???

    anyone tried marathoning while drunk ???
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    Human life on planet earth
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pregnancy
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    Originally posted by aldra pregnancy

    that doesn't work they still live but they end up coming out like Bill Krozby
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader bedbug/flea infestation.

    i once had this bedbug infestation that i got from sitting on a dirty couch in a hotel. took me a while to knew what it was becos i've never known or even heard of bedbugs, and how to deal with them.

    after learning that their parasitic blood suckers, i figure maybe i can get really drunk and let them suck my blood and be drunk and them i can catch them with ease. and i did. they all got really slow and i just stick them up with a piece of tape.

    in a few nights i managed to catch them all, with more funn than catching pokemon.

    also coughs and throat sores can quickly be healed by drinking. the trick is to drink just enough until you start to have alcohol breath while still being sober enough to function. or not.

    drinking can also increase stamina and endurance, increasing reps and prolonging exercise time.

    what else ???

    anyone tried marathoning while drunk ???

    meh I'm a regular drinker and my cat and I have gotten infested with fleas a couple times over the last 2 years.

    mosquitos bite the shit out of me in the summer but they won't with my friend with cancer because they know he's sick.. and rather drink my blood instead.

    alcohol actually makes me have a sore throat, sure drinking a lil bit after waking up will help it but still not a good route.
  6. #6
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Kidney stones/discomfort
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby meh I'm a regular drinker and my cat and I have gotten infested with fleas a couple times over the last 2 years

    I knew someone who had 12 dogs and she had fleas all the time. They were everywhere. In her bed even. It was fucking disgusting. People who repeatedly get fleas are disgusting. Have never known a decent pet owner who had fleas more than once or twice. Your place probably is shit Bill Krozby
  8. #8
    bug bomb the house with special insect bombs


    then wash everything in hot water and a small amount of bleach

    vacuum up everything


    in a few weeks repeat. should be gone by the second week. take your pets to a specialist to have them all deflea'd
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    Technically alcohol is a solution
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby meh I'm a regular drinker and my cat and I have gotten infested with fleas a couple times over the last 2 years.

    did you attempted to catch them ???
  11. #11
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Technically alcohol is a solution

    and i still dont understand how people ended up with alcohol problems.
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    Thirst
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I knew someone who had 12 dogs and she had fleas all the time. They were everywhere. In her bed even. It was fucking disgusting. People who repeatedly get fleas are disgusting. Have never known a decent pet owner who had fleas more than once or twice. Your place probably is shit Bill Krozby

    my place is really clean, and fleas don't have anything to do with your 'place being shit' flea medication is popular for a reason because its a common problem, it happens.

    say for example my gf takes her dog out to the dog park, flea jumps on her dog, jumps on her, she comes to my place flea lays its eggs and jumps on my cat.

    quit being such a hater face.
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader did you attempted to catch them ???

    yeah with the vacuum cleaner
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah with the vacuum cleaner

    did it work ??
  16. #16
    bug bomb then vacuum and wash everything removable.
  17. #17
    Treat it the same as you would with LSD's house filled with fleas and lice. ^
  18. #18
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 bug bomb the house with special insect bombs


    then wash everything in hot water and a small amount of bleach

    vacuum up everything


    in a few weeks repeat. should be gone by the second week. take your pets to a specialist to have them all deflea'd

    Wrong
  19. #19
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 bug bomb then vacuum and wash everything removable.

    Wrong
  20. #20
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Treat it the same as you would with LSD's house filled with fleas and lice. ^

    Wrong
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