2017-12-17 at 3:50 PM UTC
I want to nourish myself with something incredible. I will spare no expense. I'm considering a lobster roll.. but it will probably be Taco Bell.
2017-12-17 at 4:09 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I often don't eat at all from Saturday night, through Sunday and until Monday. Beer. It sustains me.
2017-12-17 at 4:17 PM UTC
Damn son, you'd think you could throw a frozen pizza in the oven or something. When I drink beer at home, I immediately want a frozen pizza. 🍕
2017-12-17 at 4:24 PM UTC
Frozen pizza and beer. Like Glocks and fitted hats.
2017-12-17 at 4:34 PM UTC
One of the strip clubs near me will chef you up a Totinos pizza apparently cause I've seen some drunk Mexicans eating them. I wonder what they charge..