Pizza and Root Beer

1. 2017-08-02 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Timeless classic.
2. 2017-08-02 at 3:49 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Indeed.
3. 2017-08-02 at 4:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wonder how Pizza would be with a root beer float milkshake from Sheetz?
4. 2017-08-02 at 10:58 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   
   
   
   Pizza and beer, as in, the alcoholic variety you fucking prude.
   
   
   
   
   THAT is a timeless classic, you...you scoundrel!
   
   
   
   Post last edited by Grimace at 2017-08-02T11:06:15.350702+00:00
   
   Post last edited by Grimace at 2017-08-02T11:07:17.031689+00:00
5. 2017-08-02 at 10:59 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   EDIT: Timeless classic.
   
   Post last edited by Grimace at 2017-08-02T11:06:44.731505+00:00
6. 2017-08-26 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Grimace failed.
7. 2017-08-26 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   No he dint
8. 2017-12-16 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I want these. I will have these.
9. 2017-12-16 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ I want these. I will have these.

   
   Question
   
   When's the last time a woman took you out on a date and paid for everything?
   
   This is not directed towards you, mqq.
10. 2017-12-16 at 11:31 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I wonder how Pizza would be with a root beer float milkshake from Sheetz?

    
    Sheetz puts rat poison in their food.
11. 2017-12-16 at 11:31 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Question
    
    When's the last time a woman took you out on a date and paid for everything?
    
    This is not directed towards you, mqq.

    
    Well I'll answer for me. Honestly? Last Sunday. All you can eat taco bar and football.
12. 2017-12-21 at 10:19 PM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I like root beer
13. 2017-12-21 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Esplender I like root beer

    
    ill cramm my root into that hole you beer
14. 2017-12-22 at 4:26 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Well I'll answer for me. Honestly? Last Sunday. All you can eat taco bar and football.

    
    At least someone has a normal life.
15. 2017-12-22 at 8:42 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Sounds high end.
16. 2017-12-22 at 8:44 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RestStop Sounds high end.

    
    Other than Gillette it's pretty much the best a man can get.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mashlehash
17. 2017-12-22 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    One time I went to open a bottle of root beer, and I was preoccupied with TV
    
    Cranked it open real fast and half of the foam went up my nostrils.
18. 2017-12-22 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by benny vader ill cramm my root into that hole you beer

    
    You need to go away, you're like a finny spawn
19. 2017-12-22 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    didn't u get offended when i associated u w/ pizza parlors?
    
    and now you make threads like this
    
    FUCKING HYPOCRITE
20. 2017-12-22 at 11:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by greenplastic didn't u get offended when i associated u w/ pizza parlors?

    
    no
    
    

    and now you make threads like this

    
    yes
    
    

    FUCKING HYPOCRITE

    
    sometimes