On of my buddies went to Quatar for ramadan and my brother took care of his bird. My brother isn't around himself now so I took the bird and it's saddening me a bit because the bird is all alone and doesn't have anything to do at all. I want to let it fly around but the motherfucker's gonna shit in my tv or something and that would suck.
What can one do with a bird?
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Well for one you can stop being a sad assclown. I grew up on a parrot breeding ranch my parents owned. They had over 200, cockatiels, parolets(the smallest parots in the world), guinies , african greys, you name it, when we lived in the city limits, birds in the house, birds in the garage, birds in the flight cage outside. My parents would even mail them to casinos. But I guess that's the kind of stuff you get used to when you have rich eccentric parents lol
If you don't want it shitting, then keep it in its cage. simple as that. The bird probably doesn't like you anyways.
What kind of bird is it? You're probably not going to be able to bond with it at all, birds are like that. Maybe you could get him some toys or new foods. if he has a cage or is clipped you could possibly take him out for a walk or just let him sit outside or something.
The bird will be fine, it's a fucking bird. Hence the expression 'bird brain'. I was at this girls house, I was dating her friend, and she let her parakeet out of the cage for some reason I can't remember. It instantly flew into the other room and right into the blades of the whirling ceiling fan, and had its soul knocked out of its body instantly as it flew across the room perpendicular to its entry. Birds die easy, for some reason.
Me and some friends broke into this farm one night, and we had one of those 'three man slingshots' where one person holds one end and another the other, a third has the cup or whatever that part is called...it was shaped like a shallow cup....we put chickens in there and shot them off, and they would die instantly. I know because the cup guy messed up and the bird fell out when he let go of the cup and it was already dead. Sure was funny seeing them fly up 30' into the air, though. All this stuff happened in high school.
-Many birds are actually pretty fucking smart, if it's something like an african grey or a macaw, they're intelligent as fuck. Some birds are actually INCREDIBLY FUCKING SOCIAL and will pluck feathers when put in social distress, like their mate leaving (AKA, possibly the owner, or his girlfriend, or daughter, or something)
-Birds die easy because their bones are 'designed' to hold less weight, and fly. Chickens considerably less so but, I assume you've eaten chicken and know what their bones look like. They're not exactly built for impact.
Asians die easy because their bones are 'designed' to hold less weight. There, you see now §m£ÂgØL? You ruined the thread. You made me ruin this thread.
I used to sell birds, what kind is it?. Different birds like different things. Parakeets like to be in groups and fuck around (sex) and eat lettuce and millet, Cockatiels are like girls on their periods but sometimes they can be very cool, they like nuts that are hard to open, Canaries are pretty dumb, they dont eat much, Finches are REALLY dumb, mirrors are good enough. Parrots, Cockatoo's, Macaws are absolute bro tier but they don't die, they like fruit and chillis. Mynah Birds are you be yelled at and their cages slapped until they say funny stuff, and you gotta make em say "Wanna get high?"
