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TOTSE film festival 2017

  1. #1
    To kick off and celebrate the end of the year I am hereby initiating the TOTSE film festival.
    You have until the end of the month to make a film, either feature length or short and then post it here.

    Rules
    Must be finished before the end of the year. The Festival will be held on New Years Eve.
    No filming in portrait mode.

    Post last edited by Hikikomori-Yume at 2017-12-16T04:30:40.081138+00:00
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^this isn't totse you goober

    but heres my submission, I call it the "real" slim shady

    I might make a better one though

  3. #3
    You would film in portrait mode
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  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You would film in portrait mode

    yes yes i would because I like the stripped down unconventional approach. Just like my favorite director vincent gallo
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes yes i would because I like the stripped down unconventional approach

    stop making up excuses, you philistine.
  6. #6
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes yes i would because I like the stripped down unconventional approach. Just like my favorite director vincent gallo

    dont be uncreative.

    film diagonally.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume stop making up excuses, you philistine.

    I'm not making excuses.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader dont be uncreative.

    film diagonally.

    no
  9. #9
    New rules

    - no filming in portrait mode
    - Bill Krozby banned from participating
  10. #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    A feature length film in 16 days?
  11. #11
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by RisiR † A feature length film in 16 days?

    a feature length film does not necessarily have length as a feature.
  12. #12
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Are pornos allowed?
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume New rules

    - no filming in portrait mode
    - Bill Krozby banned from participating

    fag
  14. #14
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Are pornos allowed?

    only if original content
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Are pornos allowed?

    yes, yes they are. I'm probably a better film maker than most people here to be honest.
  16. #16
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes, yes they are. I'm probably a better film maker than most people here to be honest.

    moot point. you're banned faggot
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah im not banned, I followed the rules in the op and then he changed them because he feels threatened and is a shy lil pussy, you retard

    you cant just change the rules because you don't like someones filming style, if thats the case he could ban everyone so he'd win, because he's a pussy and not a man of his word.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-15T21:38:28.225731+00:00
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah im not banned, I followed the rules in the op and then he changed them because he feels threatened and is a shy lil pussy, you retard

    you cant just change the rules because you don't like someones filming style, if thats the case he could ban everyone so he'd win, because he's a pussy and not a man of his word.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-15T21:38:28.225731+00:00

    Suck it up and fuck off
  19. #19
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  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Suck it up and fuck off

    nope, i adhered to the rules, you should suck it up and go fuck yourself faggot bitch
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