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Leaving a cat home alone for 3 days?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    in before faggots like panthrax say im shit poasting..

    im planning on going on vacation for 2-3 days and I was wondering if anyone has done this beofre and left their cat home alone?

    I get leaving extra food, but my cat will eat all the food in one or two sitting then throw it up then be hungry and id hate for him to die.

    any experience on this kind of thing?
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    Leave crunchy nuts. Also somewhere for the cat to shit.

    Also you already have toxoplasmosis, so you should fucking stop by a church and pray for yourself, you cat-cucked virgin.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Issue313 Leave crunchy nuts. Also somewhere for the cat to shit.

    Also you already have toxoplasmosis, so you should fucking stop by a church and pray for yourself, you cat-cucked virgin.

    i dont get it..
  4. #4
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    He'll be fine. You can actually leave your cat for up to two weeks, so feel free to extend your vacation.
  5. #5
    Home alone lol... He will have wacky adventures with burglars
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Leaving a daughter alone for 5 years?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    as if a mexican cares about the wellbeing of a pet

    you're all soulless subhumans with no compassion or intelligence
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Home alone lol… He will have wacky adventures with burglars

    lol one time he punched the screen out of the window that he sits on and I came home and these 2 skanks were smoking cigs petting him by my door
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Meddle not in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your keyboard.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Meddle not in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your keyboard.

    I've never had on piss on my keyboard, but my old cat bubba (RIP) spilled an entire beer on my keyboard, i was horrified, I never was able to get that keyboard working again..

    my new cat archie and I were take a nap around the time when I first got him and I was napping to coast to coast on my laptop and I rolled over on top of him and he punched me so i shoved off the bed because i was half asleep.

    a few minutes later I noticed coast to coast wasn't playing anymore.. and i was like what teh? and looked over at my lap top to see if it was plugged in.. my cat bit lappy adapter chord in half and was just chilling next to the scene of the crime!

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-12T19:22:04.419561+00:00
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never had on piss on my keyboard, but my old cat bubba (RIP) spilled an entire beer on my keyboard, i was horrified, I never was able to get that keyboard working again..

    my new cat archie and I were take a nap around the time when I first got him and I was napping to coast to coast on my laptop and I rolled over on top of him and he punched me so i shoved off the bed because i was half asleep.

    a few minutes later I noticed coast to coast wasn't playing anymore.. and i was like what teh? and looked over at my lap top to see if it was plugged in.. my cat bit lappy adapter chord in half and was just chilling next to the scene of the crime!

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-12T19:22:04.419561+00:00

    See...
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    He's plotting your doom.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's plotting your doom.

    yeah hes crazy, last summer i came home from my home girls place tripping shrooms and he knew i was tripping so he purposefully started fucking stuff up and acting crazy, it was driving me up the wall.

    hes cool sometimes tho
  16. #16
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Leaving a daughter alone for 5 years?

    You sick fuck
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